You're f'ing kidding me right?

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i love cheeky foreigners

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Two Amish brothers are facing a string of sexual assault charges, including committing incest and engaging in bestiality, on a Grant County farm.

The Grant County sheriff said it's one of the strangest and most disturbing cases he has seen.


Authorities issued two criminal complaints on Tuesday for the men -- Christian G. Stolzfus, 19, of Fennimore, and Dannie G. Stolzfus, 18, of Fennimore. They were the subjects of a three-month investigation by the Grant County Sheriff's Department and the county's Department of Social Services.


The men face charges involving at least six different family members and multiple animals.


Christian Stolzfus is charged with repeated sexual assault of a child, four counts of first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm; attempted first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm; two counts of incest; exposing genitals or pubic area; and two counts of sexual gratification with an animal. Authorities said that they believe these incidents occurred during a four-year period.


Dannie Stolzfus is charged with two counts of incest and sexual gratification with an animal. Authorities said that they believe these incidents occurred over a three-year period.


Investigators said that the some of the incidents occurred at an Amish farm in Hickory Grove Township. Additionally, some of the actions that Christian Stolzfus is accused of committing are alleged to have occurred at another farm in Mount Ida Township.


Authorities said the victims, at the time, ranged in age from 5 to 16 years old.


"The age of (the victims) is a concern to us," Grant County Sheriff Keith Govier said. "There was also some developmental issues with some of the victims. And hopefully their work with Social Services will address those things."


The sheriff said that surprisingly, and contrary to the Amish culture, the family reached out for help and contacted Social Services. By law, the agency got in contact with the Sheriff's Department about the alleged incidents.


The allegations were investigated over the past three months and on Tuesday charges were filed against the two brothers.


"I don't believe this is indicative of the Amish community here in Grant County, because through this, this family has reached out and accepted Social Service services," Govier said. "They've also accessed mental health services to deal with this."


Govier said that that the animals allegedly involved were a cow and a horse.


The two men have not yet been arrested. Instead, the Grant County Sheriff's Department said they will be summoned to court to face the charges against them.


If convicted of the charges, Christian Stoltzfus faces more than of 400 years in prison. Dannie Stoltzfus faces nearly 90 years in prison, if convicted.


No court dates have yet been set.

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Another pair of Wisconsin lads. The Amish shun zippers and electricity, but they're cool with beastiality?

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Want a raise? Wash your vagina

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Another pair of Wisconsin lads. The Amish shun zippers and electricity, but they're cool with beastiality?

Like everything else, it's all about priorities

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Want a raise? Wash your vagina

look, we all know who scrubs the vag in the office and it's gotten me nowhere fast..... well, except to 3rd base with a primate....

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A Poughkeepsie man who police said led them on a car chase and then rammed a cruiser before refusing to exit his car until he finished smoking his crack pipe is suspected of committing crimes in both Rockland and Westchester counties....

...When police tried to take Itchkawitz into custody, he refused to exit his vehicle until he finished smoking the crack cocaine he had plugged into his pipe, police said.

http://www.lohud.com/article/20100910/NE...okes-crack

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priorities man.......

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Is there even such a crime as "smoking more crack" since they already had him for the smoking of the crack... thats just wasteful to throw it out. Reduce, reuse, recycle, and finish your crack.

I think it is like DUI. They have aggravated DUI if you are beyond shitfaced or speeding. I think this was aggravated crack smoking.

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ATLANTA -- Like most children, Carmen Jones' 4-year-old wants to play with his toys and most of all be loved by his family.


But Jones said they can't show him love with kisses the way they used to.

"When the cold sores were active, he wanted to give me a kiss, especially in the hospital. I said, 'no sweetie -- you know -- not in the mouth, you can't kiss mommy.' He said, 'mommy you don't love me anymore?' And so, it was very, very --- very hurtful," said Jones.


Jones said doctors suspected her grandson had herpes, but they didn't know for sure until Friday when they got his test results.


"He tested negative for the HIV and the STD, but positive for the herpes. It's the oral herpes," said Jones.


Jones said her grandson got herpes after he put his mouth on a used condom, he found in their hotel bed when they stayed at the Wyndham Garden Hotel in downtown Atlanta.


When CBS Atlanta first broke the story on Monday, Jones said her grandson thought the dirty condom was a balloon.


"I ran out the bathroom and my grandson had a condom in his mouth. His tongue was in the condom and he was trying to blow it up," said Jones.

Jones said it happened Aug. 1. Her grandson got sick and blisters formed in his mouth.


She said the blisters are gone now and he is better, but he still doesn't understand why he can't show his love with kisses.


"We're very close and yes, he always wants to kiss on me and I want to kiss on him," said Jones.