You're f'ing kidding me right?

[LesStrat]

Yet how do you prove "thoughts" even occurred?

[Securb]

[Speng]

Queensryche, back when they were relevant and good.

[Securb]

ABERDEEN surgeons had to remove a sex toy from a woman’s body that had been there for 10 years without her realising it.

The 38-year-old attended Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after suffering symptoms including severe weight loss, lethargy and shaking.

It was only after an x-ray that medics spotted the five-inch object.

The woman shocked the doctors by revealing that it had been 10 years since she had used the sex toy with her partner.

Doctors removed the object and the patient was later discharged from hospital.

The unusual case was reported in The Journal of Sexual Medicine.

[johnjohn]

and how fat do you have to be to not have noticed it?

[LesStrat]

...and what's with the "weight loss"? I would have expected weight gain and significant toxicity.

[Securb]

DO you think the batteries rusted up there?

[GoldenVulture]

News reports say she forgot about it after a drunken episode.:scratchch:

[Securb]

I have been with many drunk chicks. I never had one call me a day, week or 10 years later to say "by the way I found your wristwatch"

[johnjohn]

...and what's with the "weight loss"? I would have expected weight gain and significant toxicity.

Believe it or not a lot of people experience increased toxins and heart attacks from rapid weight loss.
As you ease the strain of the weight from the system it can start functioning properly, but usually it's been working over capacity for so long it just floods the body with everything and either poisons itself or overloads.