You're f'ing kidding me right?

[Securb]

You'd think she'd feel a draft with her babymaker exposed.

I dont she is thinking about a draft. That thing just came out of her! I have to lay down for an hour after a big shit.

[3dR3]

yeah... maybe she was numb down there

no speng, you can't make it numb but putting your mouth on it and going "nummy nummy nummy nummy"

[Chef_Tony]

no speng, you can't make it numb but putting your mouth on it and going "nummy nummy nummy nummy"

Maybe not but, it sure as hell is fun to try

[3dR3]

Maybe not but, it sure as hell is fun to try

I've never tried placenta

[Speng]

I've never tried placenta

Oddly enough it taste just like chicken, a freshly slaughtered chicken with it's entrails hanging out...but still, chickeny goodness.

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A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE.

Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade.

Dr Sava Bojovic explained: “She was lonely and she took a pine cone from a tree and unfortunately it got stuck and she needed surgery to get it out.”

By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though.

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While in many countries the Easter dish may be lamb, in Venezuela a traditional delicacy around this time of the year is the capybara, the world's biggest rodent.

The capybara is a distant cousin to the common guinea pig but bigger and river-based like a beaver.

Many Venezuelans regard the semi-aquatic creature as more fish than meat - a useful description during Lent when it is eaten as a replacement for red meat in this largely Roman Catholic country.

[3dR3]

does it taste like chicken?

or really big guinea pig

[Hooch]

I just saw one of those at the zoo last week and thought the same thing... giant guinea pig. Then I thought "Hmmm, he would be great in a burger"

[Speng]

does it taste like chicken?

or really big guinea pig

For some reason it tastes just like placenta.