You're f'ing kidding me right?

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We need "The Bacon Thread"

I think you are right! One more bacon story and a new thread shall be born

STUART, Fla. -- Police said a woman who works at a Stuart restaurant tried to steal bacon from her employer.

Luann McKinnley, 52, was arrested Thursday on a theft charge after a co-worker at Perkins told the manager that she stuffed a 3-pound bag of bacon in her personal bag, police said.

The bacon was valued at $11.16.


Police said they also found illegal drugs in her possession. She was also charged with possession of a controlled substance.



McKinnley was being held at the Martin County Jail on $5,500 bond.