My band did a lot of fucked up shit when someone passed out, but none of the homo-erotic crap that sports teams and frats tend to do.
One of the funniest was two girls took about a half hour making up our 6"5' road manager's face with their makeup. The put the makeup on him flawlessly, eye shadow, lipstick, blush the whole nine. Imagine the Terminator with a tranny's head.
The best part of the story was the girl that did the makeup was being setup in this apartment by some married rich goomba wannabe.
The guy flipped out when he showed up unannounced. There were all of these long haired rock guys half his age hanging out with his girl in his play pad drinking beers. He was screaming at the girls and he and his buddy was threatening us.
He ended up waking up sleeping beauty. Our road manager had no clue he had on all of this make up and got in the guys grill. Pretty much threatened to break him in half. The guy was ten times more scared because he didn't know what to make of this giant tranny.
So we left and took our road manager out for late night Chinese. Still didn't tell him about the makeup. The next day he was ready to kill us. Payback was swift and painful
One of the funniest was two girls took about a half hour making up our 6"5' road manager's face with their makeup. The put the makeup on him flawlessly, eye shadow, lipstick, blush the whole nine. Imagine the Terminator with a tranny's head.
The best part of the story was the girl that did the makeup was being setup in this apartment by some married rich goomba wannabe.
The guy flipped out when he showed up unannounced. There were all of these long haired rock guys half his age hanging out with his girl in his play pad drinking beers. He was screaming at the girls and he and his buddy was threatening us.
He ended up waking up sleeping beauty. Our road manager had no clue he had on all of this make up and got in the guys grill. Pretty much threatened to break him in half. The guy was ten times more scared because he didn't know what to make of this giant tranny.
So we left and took our road manager out for late night Chinese. Still didn't tell him about the makeup. The next day he was ready to kill us. Payback was swift and painful