You're f'ing kidding me right?

[Speng]

Man, that little fucker just dove right in! Must be a German hyena.

[Securb]

J.P. Morgan’s retail bank, Chase, is even testing fees of $5 in Illinois and $4 in Texas for people who use a Chase ATM and aren’t a bank customer.

The fees already are big business. As Robin wrote, ATMs generated $7.1 billion in fees last year, according to consulting firm Oliver Wyman. Of that, banks collected roughly $3 billion from charging their customers for using another institution’s ATM.

[Speng]

Tips lead Lincoln police to suspected vacuuming bandit

http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-...4818a.html

The vacuum remains at large, but Lincoln police ticketed a man who they believe used one to suck a bunch of quarters out of several apartment house laundry machines.

After surveillance photos from the March 4 laundry room theft were released Friday, police received three tips via Crimestoppers that identified the suspect as William Logan Jr., 40, 5709 Hartley St.

Officer Katie Flood said police contacted Logan on Tuesday morning and cited him on suspicion of misdemeanor theft.

The owner of an apartment building near 48th and Holdrege streets installed a camera in the laundry room after noticing someone had been stealing quarters from the machines, according to a police report.

On March 4, at about 3:40 a.m., a man entered the laundry room. He had a mountain bike in tow and was wearing a blue backpack, which contained a vacuum. The video shows the man prying open the coin tray, plugging in the vacuum and sucking out the change.

Flood said Logan, who has three prior theft convictions in Lincoln, no longer had possession of the vacuum when police ticketed him Tuesday.

[Securb]

In one of the clearest signs yet of Ben Roethlisberger laboring to change his reputation, the Steelers quarterback has told a Pittsburgh newspaper that his religious beliefs preclude him from living with his fiancee.

Roethlisberger told Ed Bouchette of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that his fiancee, Ashley Harlan, lives at home with her parents, and that the couple’s religious faith and beliefs are the reasons for not living together until marriage. :confused:

[Securb]

Enough said

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[Speng]

Italian Butcher Arrested for Selling Decade-Old Meat

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbeat...o_12775721

Italian police arrested a Naples butcher after discovering worm-infested meat for sale in his store that was 10 years past its expiry date, the ANSA news agency reported Friday.

Shocked food safety inspectors discovered pasta and biscuits crawling with parasites, rotting meats and dairy products, and olives covered in mold in the store of horrors.

The butcher tampered with expiry dates on the products in order to keep on selling the items, even though some were a decade old, the report said.

Police arrested the butcher on suspicion of endangering public health.

[Jesus]

I can't believe it is Sunday! I have been sleeping for three freaking days. Did I miss anything?

[Hooch]

I can't believe it is Sunday! I have been sleeping for three freaking days. Did I miss anything?

Just a beat down at a Baltimore McDonalds and PSN is down... I'm sure neither would have happened if you were around.

Welcome back, Jesus.

[Speng]

Welcome back Jesus, you must be well rested.