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I can't imagine the smell

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I can't imagine the smell
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11-18-2008, 04:55 PM
How could anyone possibly find a dick under that enormous belly? Look at athat thing...it's just hanging there.
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#12
11-18-2008, 05:10 PM
Speng Wrote:How could anyone possibly find a dick under that enormous belly? Look at that thing...it's just hanging there.

I bet you could eat cereal out of his belly button.
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11-18-2008, 05:25 PM
There was a show on Discovery Channel on him. I think she was a nurse or some sort of assistant and that was how she met him. I just can't imagine weighing 1200+ pounds. I came close to 300 and that was enough for me.
Will it blend? That is the question.
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11-18-2008, 05:28 PM
you guys kill me. that's the first time i've laughed in at least a week!
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11-18-2008, 05:49 PM
Prog Wrote:[Image: gp_184049.jpg]

OK why is he wearing a camouflage shirt. Mr Magoo could find that fat bastard. It is slimming.
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11-18-2008, 05:56 PM
Securb Wrote:OK why is he wearing a camouflage shirt. Mr Magoo could find that fat bastard. It is slimming.

That's not a shirt, it's a tent.
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11-18-2008, 08:24 PM
Securb Wrote:OK why is he wearing a camouflage shirt. Mr Magoo could find that fat bastard. It is slimming.

it's to camoflage his tits.
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11-18-2008, 08:24 PM
wesley1955 Wrote:you guys kill me. that's the first time i've laughed in at least a week!

we're here all day!
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11-18-2008, 08:52 PM
I bet it was a white tee and those are just food stains.
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11-18-2008, 09:16 PM
He should hook up with that chick that got kicked out of KFC, they could do some serious destruction to a buffet.
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