Dead frog in spinach

[TooFunny]

Nobody reads half the stuff I post here, so do you blame me if I start talking to myself?

[Securb]

Nobody reads half the stuff I post here, so do you blame me if I start talking to myself?

I read it and I still say you're bat shit crazy

[Speng]

Nobody reads half the stuff I post here, so do you blame me if I start talking to myself?

You're flattering yourself, no one reads three quarters of the stuff you post.

[TooFunny]

You're flattering yourself, no one reads three quarters of the stuff you post.

Oh yeah. Remind me why I come here in the first place.