12-27-2008, 05:14 AM
The Christmas Parrot
One day a man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than talk, watch this."
The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrot's left foot. The parrot started singing "Jingle Bells". The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot started to sing "Silent Night."
The bartender said, "That's incredible. What happens when you place it between his feet?"
The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."
The parrot began to sing "Chesnuts roasting on an open fire....."
Merry Christmas everyone.
One day a man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than talk, watch this."
The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrot's left foot. The parrot started singing "Jingle Bells". The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot started to sing "Silent Night."
The bartender said, "That's incredible. What happens when you place it between his feet?"
The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."
The parrot began to sing "Chesnuts roasting on an open fire....."
Merry Christmas everyone.
Ooops, I crapped my pants