I didn't know the Salvation Army was a cult

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OSHKOSH, Wis. — The leader of a Wisconsin Salvation Army will lose his job if he goes ahead with plans to marry outside the organization.

Capt. Johnny Harsh of Oshkosh is engaged to a woman who's not affiliated with the Salvation Army. They're planning to marry in June.

Harsh says he's well aware of the agency's rule that says an officer may only marry another officer of the organization. But he doesn't think it's fair.

Salvation Army Advisory Board member Helen Lord Burr says the agency's rules are the same all over the world.

Harsh became engaged after losing his wife, Capt. Yalanda Harsh, to complications of a heart attack last June.

[Hooch]

Harsh became engaged after losing his wife, Capt. Yalanda Harsh, to complications of a heart attack last June.

Ths guy moves fast.

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I wonder if the wedding date is set for the same day the first wife died. That way he doesn't have to remember both.

[Speng]

Johnny Harsh, what a great name

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Johnny Harsh, what a great name

Kind of like Pineapple Express

[3dR3]

shit, I didn't even know the Salvation Army had ranks.......

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shit, I didn't even know the Salvation Army had ranks.......

I guess the bell ringers are privates.