Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The Sammich Thread
#1
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — Police say a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month.

According to a police report released Monday, 20-year-old Matthew Rubin threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument. Rubin then hit the top of her head with his first before taking off.

Rubin admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge.

Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash.

Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack.

[I didn't add that last line. It's in the news story]
Will it blend? That is the question.
Reply
#2
This poses the question...if one were to hit one's wife/girlfriend, what sammich is appropriate? I'd use something with a hard roll and spicy mustard.
Reply
#3
I think a classic reuben would be a good choice.
Will it blend? That is the question.
Reply
#4
You can't go wrong with a reuben.

Now I want a sammich for dinner.
Reply
#5
A reuben would be a good choice. Something that would leave a residue or explode on impact.
Reply
#6
Damn those sammich throwers! They must deserve to be thrown in the brig. I have never thrown a sammich at any woman.
Reply
#7
wesley1955 Wrote:Damn those sammich throwers! They must deserve to be thrown in the brig. I have never thrown a sammich at any woman.

If you want a woman to throw a sammich at you, come to the TMR headquarters and leave a sammich laying around anywhere in the office. Rosalita the cleaning lady will find it and hit you square in the balls with it no matter where you are.

If you don't think a thrown sammich would hurt your nuts... just test her.
Reply
#8
That's why we had to ban meatball subs in the office.
Will it blend? That is the question.
Reply
#9
Fast-food worker allegedly assaulted with sandwich

PEORIA — Police were called to a West Bluff McDonald's restaurant early Saturday after an employee was allegedly assaulted with a breakfast sandwich.

About 5:20 a.m., a man at the drive-through window at 627 N. Western Ave. was upset his McGriddle sandwich didn't have an egg in it, the victim told police. She told the man she would correct the sandwich, but he became irate when the driver of the vehicle behind him honked at him to move.

The man then threw the hot, greasy sandwich at the 38-year-old employee's face, according to police reports. The man drove off before police arrived.

The woman refused medical attention.
Reply
#10
Securb Wrote:Fast-food worker allegedly assaulted with sandwich

PEORIA — Police were called to a West Bluff McDonald's restaurant early Saturday after an employee was allegedly assaulted with a breakfast sandwich.

About 5:20 a.m., a man at the drive-through window at 627 N. Western Ave. was upset his McGriddle sandwich didn't have an egg in it, the victim told police. She told the man she would correct the sandwich, but he became irate when the driver of the vehicle behind him honked at him to move.

The man then threw the hot, greasy sandwich at the 38-year-old employee's face, according to police reports. The man drove off before police arrived.

The woman refused medical attention.

time for a life evaluation......
Reply


Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  The Weather Thread Speng 711 700,989 06-02-2023, 09:22 PM
Last Post: Gr8wight
  The Weed Thread Securb 95 104,335 07-04-2022, 03:02 PM
Last Post: LesStrat
  The Philly Thread Securb 171 178,938 07-14-2017, 01:46 PM
Last Post: LesStrat
  The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread 3dR3 119 123,472 02-12-2016, 08:12 PM
Last Post: lreese
  The Wicked Awesome Boston Thread Securb 12 16,143 07-30-2015, 04:18 PM
Last Post: Hooch
  The Craigslist Thread Speng 6 9,279 10-25-2014, 10:18 PM
Last Post: skarydrunkguy
  Hmm... Another Hit or Miss thread... lreese 9 12,254 10-04-2014, 09:30 PM
Last Post: GoldenVulture
  The Spam Thread Hooch 0 2,622 04-07-2014, 08:04 AM
Last Post: Hooch
  The Birthday Thread Hooch 3 5,784 02-07-2014, 10:56 PM
Last Post: Hooch
  The Stripper Thread Securb 97 100,654 08-11-2013, 08:09 AM
Last Post: Securb

Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 8 Guest(s)