The Sammich Thread

[Gator]

It's turning into a goddamn epidemic. One person throws a sammich, now everyone is doing it.
What ever happened to throwing rotten vegetables at people? So much more effective

[Securb]

It's turning into a goddamn epidemic. One person throws a sammich, now everyone is doing it.
What ever happened to throwing rotten vegetables at people? So much more effective

Do you mean like the orange you hurled at Barry's head in English class?

[Gator]

You are not going to believe this, but I was going to write oranges instead of rotten vegetables, but I didn't think you'd remember and I didn't think anyone else would get the joke.

And for the record, he threw it at me. Remember, I wouldn't tell Finn who threw it at me and I spent like 2 days in in-house suspension.

Ah, memories

[Securb]

You are not going to believe this, but I was going to write oranges instead of rotten vegetables, but I didn't think you'd remember and I didn't think anyone else would get the joke.

And for the record, he threw it at me. Remember, I wouldn't tell Finn who threw it at me and I spent like 2 days in in-house suspension.

Ah, memories

That splatter stain was there for the whole semester.

[Securb]

You Philly guys dont fuck around when it comes to your sandwiches :eek:


Just ask Lyndel Toppin's fiancée, whose middle finger was almost chopped off when Toppin allegedly attacked her with a kitchen knife, according to Upper Darby police.

The reason for the assault, cops say, was a poorly made meatball sandwich. Specifically, the cheese placement was all wrong, which infuriated Toppin. "That was the catalyst," police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said.

The 44-year-old woman, whom cops did not identify, was preparing dinner last week in her Kingston Road home when Toppin "became enraged due to the victim not placing cheese on his hoagie roll correctly," according to the arrest affidavit.

http://www.tmrzoo.com/forum/newreply.php...e=1&p=9888

[Gator]

Never fuck with our cheese placement!! If it's not juuust right, the sammich is shot.

I can sympathize with the poor guy. What else could he do at that point???

[3dR3]

You Philly guys dont fuck around when it comes to your sandwiches :eek:


Just ask Lyndel Toppin's fiancée, whose middle finger was almost chopped off when Toppin allegedly attacked her with a kitchen knife, according to Upper Darby police.

The reason for the assault, cops say, was a poorly made meatball sandwich. Specifically, the cheese placement was all wrong, which infuriated Toppin. "That was the catalyst," police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said.

The 44-year-old woman, whom cops did not identify, was preparing dinner last week in her Kingston Road home when Toppin "became enraged due to the victim not placing cheese on his hoagie roll correctly," according to the arrest affidavit.

http://www.tmrzoo.com/forum/newreply.php...e=1&p=9888

would you want to fuck with that guys sandwich?

and that was just meatballs... don't get me started on cheesesteaks

[Securb]

The wife made egg salad on white for lunch. I think that is a pretty non lethal samich

[homer]

until it works its way thru your system, then its lethal to everyone.

[Securb]

BRIDGEWATER — An argument between two brothers about a sandwich for their mother led Wednesday to charges of one brother pointing a shotgun at the other.

Anthony Pilla, 49, of East Main Street, was remanded to the Somerset County Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail set by state Superior Court Judge Allison Accurso after he was charged with aggravated assault and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.

The incident started when Pilla and his brother were in the kitchen of the East Main Street home and argued about a sandwich for their mother, who lives in the house with Anthony, according to an affidavit filed in Superior Court.

The argument escalated to the point where the brother threw his cap and glasses at Anthony, the affidavit said. Anthony then went into the basement and returned with a loaded shotgun, a Remington 1100 LW .41 caliber, the affidavit said.

The brothers wrestled, Anthony dropped the shotgun and their mother picked it up and took it out of the house, according to the affidavit.
The mother told police that Anthony pointed the shotgun at his brother. Police found the shotgun loaded with one live round and the safety off, the affidavit said.

In a statement to police after being given his Miranda warning about self-incrimination, Anthony said he "just wanted to scare" his brother and though he knew the gun was loaded, he thought the safety was on, the affidavit said.