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Happy New Year
#11
Chocklit Wrote:I was armed with a large cymbal and Lurch Jr. had an air horn....

You're like a cross between a hillbilly and a redneck with a bit of Polack thrown in for good measure.
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#12
Securb Wrote:You need to stop drinking that was me on the sofa.

I was wondering where she got the tan



... and the bigger tits.
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#13
Speng Wrote:You're like a cross between a hillbilly and a redneck with a bit of Polack thrown in for good measure.

Bite yerrrr tongue laddie, it's no Polack I be, but a brrrraw Scots lassie. And of course you forgot to mention my stunning beauty, my siren-line voice, and my dead-on accuracy with a cymbal mallet. (Come a leeetle bit closer, you're my kinda man...)

But the rest of the description is pretty accurate. :shifty:
Ooops, I crapped my pants
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#14
Chocklit Wrote:you forgot to mention my stunning beauty, my siren-line voice, and my dead-on accuracy with a cymbal mallet. (Come a leeetle bit closer, you're my kinda man...)

Congratulations, you not only made my skin crawl but you made my penis invert back into my body.
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#15
Speng Wrote:Congratulations, you not only made my skin crawl but you made my penis invert back into my body.

Now sing "Goodbye Horses".
Will it blend? That is the question.
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#16
happy new year fuckers.

i fell asleep.
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