Happy New Year

[Speng]

I was armed with a large cymbal and Lurch Jr. had an air horn....

You're like a cross between a hillbilly and a redneck with a bit of Polack thrown in for good measure.

[Hooch]

You need to stop drinking that was me on the sofa.

I was wondering where she got the tan



... and the bigger tits.

[TooFunny]

You're like a cross between a hillbilly and a redneck with a bit of Polack thrown in for good measure.

Bite yerrrr tongue laddie, it's no Polack I be, but a brrrraw Scots lassie. And of course you forgot to mention my stunning beauty, my siren-line voice, and my dead-on accuracy with a cymbal mallet. (Come a leeetle bit closer, you're my kinda man...)

But the rest of the description is pretty accurate. :shifty:

[Speng]

you forgot to mention my stunning beauty, my siren-line voice, and my dead-on accuracy with a cymbal mallet. (Come a leeetle bit closer, you're my kinda man...)

Congratulations, you not only made my skin crawl but you made my penis invert back into my body.

[Prog]

Congratulations, you not only made my skin crawl but you made my penis invert back into my body.

Now sing "Goodbye Horses".

[3dR3]

happy new year fuckers.

i fell asleep.