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2008 TMR All-Asshole (working title) NFL Team
#1
We've discussed this throughout the year so let's finalize it. Let's get some discussion and nominees rolling for the biggest a-holes and douches at each position at the NFL. Nominate any number of players for the following positions:

offense
starting QB:
backup QB:
Running back 1:
Running back 2 (doesn't need to be a fullback):
WR1:
WR2:
Tight end:
We can do offensive line as a whole, as in picking one line from a team, or just pick a few Olinemen, it doesn't necessarily have to be 5 guys or one for every position.

defense
We can probably just go with 4 D-linemen instead of worrying about tackles and ends. We can also go 3-4 if there are more or better linebacker nominees.
Linebackers: 3 or 4
CB1:
CB2:
Safety 1:
Safety 2:

special teams
kicker
punter
return specialist if there is one

front office
Head Coach:
Owner:
if any D or O coordinators fit the bill, we can add them.

Remember, these are the biggest shitheads in the league at each position, it has nothing to really do with talent. Nominees for the official name would be good too since I'd like something reader-friendly since we can put this in press release form. If anyone can think of logo ideas, shoot.

In the post below, I will edit the roster as we decide each postition. Let's keep the discussion on selecting this team only, keep the crybaby crap in the other threads.

Let's have fun with this...
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#2
The TMR starting A-hole Squad:

Offense
Starting QB: Brett Favre
Backup QB: Vince Young
Running Back 1: Cedrick Benson
Running Back 2: Larry Johnson
Wide Receiver 1: Plaxico Burress
Wide Receiver 2:
WR3 or TE: Kellen Winslow
Offensive Line: Bryant McKinnie, Jeremy Bridges, Richard Collier, Nick Kaczur


Defense
Lineman 1: Fred Evans (Dolphins)
Lineman 2: Charles Grant (Saints)
Lineman 3: Darrion Scott
DL4 or LB 4: Shawn Ellis (Jets)
Linebacker 1: Antonio Pierce
Linebacker 2: Lance Briggs
Linebacker 3: Lofa Tatupu
Cornerback 1: Willie Andrews
Cornerback 2: Adam "Pacman" Jones (Dallas)
Safety 1: Kalvin Pearson
Safety 2: Lawyer Milloy (Atlanta)

Special Teams
Punter: Todd Sauerbrun
Kicker:
Return Specialist:

Front Office
Head Coach: Rob Marinelli
GM: Jerry Jones
Owner: Al Davis
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#3
Before anyone says this I nominate the entire Dallas Cowboys organization for the exception of Jason Witten & DeMarcus Ware. Easy....
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#4
EaglesSuck Wrote:Before anyone says this I nominate the entire Dallas Cowboys organization for the exception of Jason Witten & DeMarcus Ware. Easy....

We can certainly use the Blue Star... maybe the star around an actual asshole.

The easy ones we have discussed so far: Favre, Plaxico, Al Davis
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#5
The QBs with out a doubt are Farve and Young
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#6
Securb Wrote:The QBs with out a doubt are Farve and Young

I'm waiting for our in-house Favre expert to chime in.
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#7
RB - Cedric Benson.
WR - Chad Ocho Cinco, fka Chad Johnson.

S - Roy Williams

Coach - Bill Belichick
GM - Jerry Jones
Owner - Al Davis
Will it blend? That is the question.
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#8
Prog Wrote:RB - Cedric Benson.
WR - Chad Ocho Cinco, fka Chad Johnson.

S - Roy Williams

Coach - Bill Belichick
GM - Jerry Jones
Owner - Al Davis

I think we have our winners with Ocho and Plaxico at WR, but the position is deep.

I hadn't thought of Jerry Jones as the GM, good call.
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#9
Running backs with issues this year: Larry Johnson, Clinton Portis... although both blew over.

Pacman can go either CB or return specialist, wherever there is room.
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#10
Kellen Winslow and his balls at TE
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