A Phoenix Porn Theft! Worm?

[Securb]

Prescott authorities are looking for burglars who broke through the wall of an adult store and took several DVDs and cash Wednesday.

Yavapai County Sheriff's deputies responded to a security alarm at "Adult Boutique" Wednesday about 3:15 a.m. The alarm system was most likely activated when the burglars ripped a hole through the exterior wall and crawled through into the store, said Dwight Develyn, spokesman for Yavapai County Sheriff's Office.

The burglars took four adult DVDs, an adult toy and undisclosed amount cash. The building sustained about $1,000 in damages, Develyn said.

Deputies do not have a suspect and are unsure of how many people participated in the burglary.

[Speng]

I hope Adam remembers I like lesbian porn.

[Prog]

Couldn't be Adam. He made a copy of the key.

[3dR3]

Why did I just get a used dildo via FedEx?

It smells like Jalapeño Cheetos

[Securb]

Why did I just get a used dildo via FedEx?

It smells like Jalapeño Cheetos

Dude all used dildos smell like Jalapeño Cheetos

[Prog]

Glad I don't have any Jalapeño Cheetos in my lunch.

[3dR3]

Dude all used dildos smell like Jalapeño Cheetos

You need to wash your dildos!

[Chef_Tony]

Dude all used dildos smell like Jalapeño Cheetos

Guess I haven't had enough of them close enough to my nose to make that determination.

Anything you would like to tell us?

[Securb]

Anything you would like to tell us?

I worked my way through college in a dildo factory.

[Gator]

I worked my way through college in a dildo factory.

Yeah, I hear they pay testees a lot