David Carradine Found Dead from Hanging In Thailand

[Speng]

Additional reports are saying it WAS the Nickelback: Live at Sturgis DVD that was stuck in his colon.

Damn, I was going to guess it was Chad Kroeger stuck in his colon.

[Speng]

What else is there to do in Bangkok

I'm saving up for a three way with a preop transexual double amputee midget and a pygmy goat.

[Securb]

Did you guys get a whole case of those things or something?

No only 20 or so copies. I think I am going to put them on Ebay to pay for Spengs three way

[Speng]

Cool, thanks man. I think I have most of the money, I just need cash for incidentals: antibiotics, lubricant, stump ointment for the amputee, etc. Anyone know how to shave a goat's ass?

[Securb]

Anyone know how to shave a goat's ass?

Very carefully

[3dR3]

man, what kind of lube do you use to shove a jewel case up your butt......

Speng?

[Speng]

man, what kind of lube do you use to shove a jewel case up your butt......

Two parts KY, one part Vaseline, one part Ambesol and one part Crisco

[Securb]

Two parts KY, one part Vaseline, one part Ambesol and one part Crisco

Are you insane that is the recipe for C4

[Speng]

Are you insane that is the recipe for C4

That adds to the excitement, you get the Mission Impossible theme runing through your head the whole time.

[Securb]

Autopsy finds Carradine's death not a suicide
June 11, 2009, 3:53 PM EST

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- The forensics expert hired by David Carradine's family has concluded that the "Kung Fu" actor did not commit suicide, but said Thursday that more information was needed from Thai investigators before the cause of death could be determined.

Carradine's brothers, Keith and Robert Carradine, each read part of a prepared statement to reporters from The Associated Press at a Los Angeles hotel. In their first public remarks since their older brother was found hanging in a Bangkok hotel room closet last week, they thanked supporters and asked for privacy.

"This is a devastating loss for our family and we greatly appreciate the compassion pouring in from all over the world," Keith Carradine said.
They also released a statement by Dr. Michael Baden of New York that indicated a second autopsy determined Carradine didn't kill himself.

"However, to reach a final determination as to the cause and the manner of death we must wait for further information from Thailand as to the scene findings and the completion of the crime laboratory and toxicology studies that are still being performed," Baden's statement concluded.

Reached by phone after the morning briefing, Baden said he expects to receive more information from Thai authorities in a week or two and stressed that the information at hand was incomplete.
"The autopsy is only part of the analysis," he said.