The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Gator]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and watched football, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

[3dR3]

i think i'll read this to my son later..

[Speng]

Not only the shortest, but the greatest fairy tale.

[Prog]

And this is why sometimes I just look at my wife and cry.