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101-Year-Old Woman Gets Driver's License Renewed Until 2011
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101-Year-Old Woman Gets Driver's License Renewed Until 2011
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- A Florida woman who is considered to be the world's oldest driver got her license renewed until 2011.

Lillian Cox, 101, said she has been driving since 1915 and continues to travel around Tallahassee in her 1984 sedan

"They're surprised that I'd get a driver's license at 101," Cox said. "But I have four more years.

"Local 6 showed video of the woman driving around a neighborhood."I'm sure I look (101 years old) but they don't let me know that," Cox said while driving around a neighborhood.

Cox has been invited to the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno."She said she hopes the show picks her up in a limo.Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
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This story cant end well
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heh Cox

hey, anyone want to start the TMRZoo deathpool? I promise not to pee in the pool... this time
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I think I was behind this broad on the way to work this morning. I could have gotten out of my car and jogged next to her car screaming "speed up you old bag"
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Securb Wrote:I think I was behind this broad on the way to work this morning. I could have gotten out of my car and jogged next to her car screaming "speed up you old bag"

i bet you could have pulled out her dentures and got a good gummer too, but you may have had to take the wheel... just to be safe, you know, safety first
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driving since 1915...that means she started at age 8. I guess they didn't have licenses back then
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3dR3 Wrote:i bet you could have pulled out her dentures and got a good gummer too, but you may have had to take the wheel... just to be safe, you know, safety first

What do you mean ..."could have"? ;)
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