Moron of the week

[LesStrat]

Service provided for services rendered?

[Big Flannel]

Service provided for services rendered?

Services rendered for service provided?

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His attorney reported that he was always "professional and friendly."

Translation "My client swallows".

[GoldenVulture]

Man turns to police after ‘taking wrong drug’, ends up behind bars ;

A MAN who police allege unwittingly took “speed” when he meant to take heroin went to a police station when he became worried about the effect it was having on him.
Detective Inspector Geoff Sheldon said the man went to police for help after having an unexpected reaction to the drug.
“He pulled up in the back carpark in the middle of the night at Acacia Ridge,” he said.
“He came in thinking he’d had heroin but he had had ‘speed’. Apparently one has a markedly different experience from the other.”

An ambulance was called for the 39-year-old, who was allegedly heavily affected by the drug, before he was treated and given the all-clear.
That’s when police stepped in to point out he’d allegedly driven to the police station under the influence of drugs and without a driver’s licence.
They also allegedly found a large knife in his car and discovered there was a warrant out for his arrest and return to prison for breaching parole.

The man was taken into custody to face traffic and weapons charges.


- http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/...8019266141 -

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Yeah that's what I want something that gets me higher than bath salts.

A Florida man who stripped off his clothes and ran through Fort Lauderdale traffic to escape imaginary killers hot on his heels was high on “flakka,” the synthetic drug that appears poised to supplant bath salts as the leading cause of hallucinatory havoc, cops report.

Following his apprehension, Matthew Kenney, 34, told police that after smoking the synthetic drug he began fleeing pursuers who had stolen his clothing and were intent on murdering him

[Big Flannel]

Yeah, that sounds like a mellow, enjoyable high.

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What a fucking moron. Read the whole story you will cringe. 

Tattoo tributes to children are fairly common, but this young Texas dad took the art of the tattoo offspring ode to a whole new level by getting the entire side of his face tattooed with a portrait of his infant son! (Click photo above to enlarge)

Although I just recently ran across the photo, it has actually been a bit of a viral sensation since at least six months ago when it was shared on the [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/][/url]“trashy” subreddit. I tracked down the proud pop’s Facebook profile as well as the photo, which was originally posted on July 16 of last year. I think the comments left on the photo pretty much sum up the whole thing (from both perspectives).

http://starcasm.net/archives/312626

[Agileguy]

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Chinese man hospitalised after airport toilet COLLAPSED when he stood and squatted on it because he thought it was dirty. A passenger waiting to board a plane in an airport terminal has been hospitalised with deep cuts on his leg and buttocks after he broke a toilet he was squatting on.


Passenger Jin Pai, 35, was standing on the rim of a toilet in Hefei Xinqiao International Airport in the city of Hefei, the capital city of eastern China's Anhui Province, when it smashed to the ground. According to airport officials he had not wanted to let his bottom touch the seat because he was 'worried it might not be clean'.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel...z3XbeNA4Yi 
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[LesStrat]

I think he exposed himself to a few extra germs with that approach.

I didn't think squatters were allowed in airports. I know they are run out of bus stations.