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Moron of the week
Looks like the crocodiles were blessed. Buffet time!!
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A man who grabbed a knife to try to get his two young children out of a locked car died when he fell on the blade, Charlotte police said.

The Charlotte Observer reported that 22-year-old Miguel Angel Rivera Lemus died Sunday afternoon at Carolinas Medical Center after being stabbed in the chest.

Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were investigating but said Lemus' death appears to have been an accident.

Lemus and his wife had dropped by their apartment briefly before planning an errand when they realized they had locked their children and keys in the car, authorities said.

The woman searched for spare keys and Lemus grabbed a large butcher knife he hoped to use to pry open a window, police said. Lemus fell down six stairs and landed on the knife, police said.

The woman got the children out with the spare keys.
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..........wow, that was stupid!
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Prog Wrote:The woman got the children out with the spare keys.

Sigh.....
Ooops, I crapped my pants
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Diddy can't fly his jet
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Prog Wrote:Lemus grabbed a large butcher knife he hoped to use to pry open a window

A knife is one of the worst things you could use to pry open a window, it's too brittle. How do you pry open a car window anyway, it's not like a house window where there's a frame, it's just glass.

I guess he really was a moron, too bad he reproduced and spread the moron gene.
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Speng Wrote:A knife is one of the worst things you could use to pry open a window, it's too brittle. How do you pry open a car window anyway, it's not like a house window where there's a frame, it's just glass.

I guess he really was a moron, too bad he reproduced and spread the moron gene.

He was probally going to open the car door like a slim jim. I have used all kinds of flat pieces of metal to open car doors. There wern't a lot of summer jobs in my neighborhood :shifty:
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Prog Wrote:Diddy can't fly his jet

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diddy pulled his video? :confused:
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butter knives are cheaper and more flexible....

......let's face it, i had a summer job... i also had a means to supplement my income.
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3dR3 Wrote:This is a private video. If you have been sent this video, please make sure you accept the sender's friend request.

diddy pulled his video? :confused:

That pussy! I just had to look it up yesterday.

He was in an airport crying about the high fuel cost was forcing him to fly commercial instead of his private jet. Claimed that to fly to and from LA would cost him $250,000. Asked the people in the middle east to send him some oil for his plane (guess it doesn't run on jet fuel). Then he filmed himself walking on the plane and sitting down in a nice leather "coach" seat.

Here's another link that will probably be taken down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmfjkhVhg7A
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