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Moron of the week
3dR3 Wrote:those aren't the pair from fast times @ ridgemont high are they?

No they were in "Little Darlings" You are thinking of Phoebe Cates

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Ah, no. That would be Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh.

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Will it blend? That is the question.
And if the lesbians take Phoebe, I'm declaring war!!
Will it blend? That is the question.
Prog Wrote:And if the lesbians take Phoebe, I'm declaring war!!

War you say

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[SIZE="4"]Cocaine wigs land British women in Jamaican jail[/SIZE]

MONTEGO BAY, Jamaica - A Jamaican judge sentenced two young British women to a year in prison Wednesday for attempting to smuggle cocaine off the island by hiding it in their wigs.

The two cousins from Derby, England, were arrested at the Montego Bay airport Sunday with more than two kilograms of cocaine stuffed in black socks that were stitched to the underside of the long, dark-haired wigs they were wearing.

Tanisha Samuels, 20, and Sherine Hardy, 18, claimed they were offered a combined US$7,000 to transport the drugs from Jamaica to London's Gatwick airport, police said.

The women were stopped and searched because they were acting suspiciously.

Hardy, who said she has relatives on the Caribbean island, testified that she had agreed to smuggle the drugs because she was facing financial trouble in England.

"I live on my own and have been mixed up with bad company," she said.
Ooops, I crapped my pants
Prog Wrote:Well, it's the principle of the thing. Damn, greedy lesbos taking everything that isn't nailed down.

Here is their shopping list

The sexiest women on the planet... according to women
Securb Wrote:Here is their shopping list

The sexiest women on the planet... according to women

survivor pool with the top 40? Not sure how that would work... i hear beat the house was a SOB this year.

The Top Ten

1. Rachel Weisz
2. Nicole Kidman
3. Minnie Driver
4. Kate Winslet
5. Naomi Watts
6. Keira Knightley
7. Thandie Newton
8. Emily Blunt
9. Catherine Zeta-Jones
10. Cate Blanchett
Hot Dogs Prompt Evacuations At Phillies Ballpark

PHILADELPHIA (CBS 3) ― The discovery of several hot dogs in packages outside Citizens Bank Park brought the bomb squad out and forced the temporary evacuation of the stadium Wednesday evening.

According to police, Pattison Street between Darien and 11th Streets was shutdown as officials investigated the discovery of several suspicious packages near a ticket office.

Fans inside the stadium were evacuated, but players remained on the field during the incident.

Bomb squad members further investigated the packages and determined they were simply several hot dogs in foil wrappers. Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.

The stadium was reopened at about 5:20 p.m.

"It was clear from when we looked at it at first glance and when you looked at the debris afterwards, there was packaging and duct tape; I don't see many hot dogs sold here with duct tape," Phillies VP of Operations Michael Stiles said. "We just did what we felt was appropriate."

The Phillies take on the Atlanta Braves at 7:05 p.m. on Wednesday evening.
I have had the hot dogs...... they did the proper thing.

Oregon hospital tells 71-year old man he's pregnant

By The Associated Press
PORTLAND, Ore. - A patient treated for agonizing abdominal pain received some surprising news in paperwork issued by an Oregon hospital.

It read: "Based on your visit today, we know you are pregnant." Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen.

The staff at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach, Oregon, gave the retired mechanic and logger the ridiculously happy news this month, along with some pain pills.

Hospital administrator William McMillan says an errant keystroke caused the hospital's computer to spit out the wrong discharge instructions for the grandfather.

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Ooops, I crapped my pants

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