01-01-2009, 10:59 PM
Yet another reason to quit chaw.
Moron of the week
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01-01-2009, 10:59 PM
Yet another reason to quit chaw.
01-06-2009, 01:49 PM
Speng Wrote:Man shot for talking during movie and people have the balls to show up on Sunday wearing the other team's colors..... :rolleyes:
01-08-2009, 12:04 PM
An eccentric loner in Britain hoarded so much trash he had to burrow through it to get around his home ââ¬â then got lost in the maze of tunnels Friday and died of thirst.
Human mole Gordon Stewart, 74, had filled his rooms up to the ceiling with 10 yearsââ¬â¢ worth of garbage and clutter, making it impossible to walk around. The compulsive hoarder is believed to have become disorientated inside the walls of rotting trash and unable to find a way out ââ¬â then collapsed with dehydration. Neighbors raised the alarm after failing to see him leave his house in Broughton, Bucks, for several days. When cops arrived, the stench from the garbage was so foul they brought in a police diving team equipped with breathing apparatus. It is believed they crawled around the tunnel network until they uncovered Stewartââ¬â¢s body. A neighbor revealed: ââ¬ÅA police officer said the interior was piled up with huge mounds of rotting rubbish and there was an elaborate network of tunnels to move around." ââ¬ÅThey think Stewart may have got lost and died from dehydration.ââ¬Â
Will it blend? That is the question.
01-08-2009, 10:34 PM
Shit, that's got to stink. How did no one smell that for ten years or notice he never had any garbage for the trash guys?
01-08-2009, 11:13 PM
Replace "rotting trash" with "old magazines, worn-out clothing, garden gnomes, ancient cosmetics, half-empty lotion bottles, and Kleenex boxes filled with old letters" and you got my mother. She has storage lockers full of stuff that doesn't fit into the house. It will take years to deal with the stuff after she's gone.
Ooops, I crapped my pants
01-08-2009, 11:56 PM
that stinks
01-09-2009, 12:13 AM
[SIZE="4"]Australian wife sets husband's genitals on fire[/SIZE]
ADELAIDE, Australia - An Australian woman has been charged with murder after allegedly setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair. Prosecutors told the Adelaide Magistrates Court on Monday 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbours she set her husband on fire Dec. 8, after she saw him hug another woman. She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week. Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbours she was a "jealous wife" but she hadn't meant to kill her husband when she doused the sleeping man's genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and set him on fire. The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in damage to their townhouse and an adjacent property, the Adelaide Advertiser newspaper reported. Narayan was remanded in custody for psychological assessment and will reappear in court Friday. She has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, as the couple's three children were at home during the incident.
Ooops, I crapped my pants
01-09-2009, 12:22 AM
[SIZE="4"]N.Y. man demands estranged wife return donated kidney[/SIZE]
GARDEN CITY, N.Y. - A Long Island surgeon embroiled in a nearly four-year divorce proceeding wants his estranged wife to return the kidney he donated to her, although he says he'll settle for $1.5 million in compensation. Dr. Richard Batista, a surgeon at Nassau University Medical Center, told reporters at his lawyer's Long Island office Wednesday that he decided to go public with his demand for kidney compensation because he has grown frustrated with the negotiations with his estranged wife. He claimed he has been prevented from seeing their children, ages, 8, 11 and 14, for months at a time. "This is my last resort; I did not want to do this publicly," Batista said. He said he gave his kidney to Dawnell Batista, now 44, in June 2001. She filed for divorce in July 2005, although he claims she began having an extramarital affair 18 months to two years after receiving the kidney transplant, his attorney, Dominick Barbara said. Douglas Rothkopf, the attorney representing Dawnell Batista, did not return telephone calls seeking comment. Matrimonial attorneys were quick to shoot down any possibility Batista would succeed. "I've been in this business over 40 years and I've never heard of that," said Seymour J. Reisman, a Long Island divorce lawyer. "It's not marital property, not a marital asset you can put a price tag on." Manhattan attorney Susan Moss said, "The good doctor is out of luck and out a kidney. This is similar to cases where a husband wants to be repaid for the cost of breast implants and the such. Our judges are not willing to value such assets, so to speak." Batista, 49, said he has no regrets about donating the kidney, only about the failed marriage. The couple was married in 1990 and lived in a million-dollar home in Massapequa. They met while he was working at a hospital and she was training to be a nurse. He still recalls the day after the surgery took place. "There is no greater feeling on this planet. As God is my witness, I felt as if I could put my arm around Jesus Christ. It was an unbelievable; I was walking on a cloud. To this day I would still do it again."
Ooops, I crapped my pants
01-09-2009, 12:33 AM
[SIZE="4"]Oh Grandmother, what a rubbery face you have![/SIZE]
SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A Chilean man tried to steal $80,000 from his 82-year-old grandmother by disguising his 21-year-old girlfriend as the elderly woman and having her withdraw money from the bank, but the plot was foiled. The man falsified his grandmother's identity card and his girlfriend wore a latex mask. They might have gotten away with it if it weren't for a bank worker who called the grandmother's home and learned she was visiting relatives in Venezuela. The pair have been arrested by the police for attempted fraud and falsification of documents and face a maximum of up to three years in jail if convicted, prosecutor Jose Orella said.
Ooops, I crapped my pants
01-09-2009, 08:15 AM
Chocklit Wrote:[SIZE="4"]Oh Grandmother, what a rubbery face you have![/SIZE] I would pay to see that security camera video. |
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