Moron of the week

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Replace "rotting trash" with "old magazines, worn-out clothing, garden gnomes, ancient cosmetics, half-empty lotion bottles, and Kleenex boxes filled with old letters" and you got my mother.

So the craziness does indeed run in the family.

[TooFunny]

So the craziness does indeed run in the family.

I may be nuts, but I am NOT a hoarder. ;)

[TooFunny]

[SIZE="4"]Masked man waited in line to rob an Ohio bank
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STOW, Ohio - An Ohio man may have tipped off his intentions when he stood in line at a bank wearing a ski mask before staging a holdup.

Police in Stow say Feliks Goldshtein was arrested following a brief car chase. Police say the teller asked the man to take off the mask before being served. The man displayed what turned out to be a toy gun and demanded money from the teller.

He made off with an undisclosed amount.

Police Captain Rick Myers says it's unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank.

[Ransack]

Why'd they give a guy with a toy gun the money?

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GREENFIELD, Calif. — Police have arrested a Greenfield man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.

Police say they only learned of the deal after 36-year-old Marcelino de Jesus Martinez went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised.

Martinez was arrested Sunday on suspicion of human trafficking.

Officers also arrested 18-year-old Margarito de Jesus Galindo on suspicion of statutory rape. Investigators believe the girl went willingly with Galindo, but she's under California's legal age of consent and can't legally marry.

Police say arranged marriages involving underage girls have become a problem in this small Central Coast farming community.

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GREENFIELD, Calif. — Police have arrested a Greenfield man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.

Police say they only learned of the deal after 36-year-old Marcelino de Jesus Martinez went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised.

Martinez was arrested Sunday on suspicion of human trafficking.

Officers also arrested 18-year-old Margarito de Jesus Galindo on suspicion of statutory rape. Investigators believe the girl went willingly with Galindo, but she's under California's legal age of consent and can't legally marry.

Police say arranged marriages involving underage girls have become a problem in this small Central Coast farming community.

This is sick immoral and depraved ...any father that would......wait a minute what kind of beer was it.....

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If I was profiling the guy, Budweiser.

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Martinez.

Corona

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Living in Texico, most of the Mexians I see drink Budweiser or Miller products.

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Living in Texico, most of the Mexians I see drink Budweiser or Miller products.

that's probably because the corona plant fired them