Moron of the week

[Speng]

The biggest crime there is that a 52-year old is wearing a ""low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line"

Christ, I hope she doesn't use the online moniker "Chocklit". :eek:

[Securb]

BLAINE, Wash. -- The Whatcom County sheriff's office says an 18-year-old man who was taking a joyride on a steamroller was killed early Tuesday when the vehicle overturned and pinned him.

Sheriff's Sgt. Larry Flynn says the 18-year-old and two 17-year-old boys had entered a construction site in Blaine and started up some equipment. He says the 18-year-old was driving the steamroller up a dirt pile when it overturned, killing him instantly.

Authorities identified the 18-year-old as Justin Wydur of the Birch Bay area.
Flynn says the case has been referred to the county prosecutor's office, which will determine whether the 17-year-olds will be charged.

[Hooch]

BLAINE, Wash. -- The Whatcom County sheriff's office says an 18-year-old man who was taking a joyride on a steamroller was killed early Tuesday when the vehicle overturned and pinned him.

Sheriff's Sgt. Larry Flynn says the 18-year-old and two 17-year-old boys had entered a construction site in Blaine and started up some equipment. He says the 18-year-old was driving the steamroller up a dirt pile when it overturned, killing him instantly.

Authorities identified the 18-year-old as Justin Wydur of the Birch Bay area.
Flynn says the case has been referred to the county prosecutor's office, which will determine whether the 17-year-olds will be charged.

I knew some douchebags that did something like this. Fortunately, I guess, the worst thing that happened was that one kid's foot was turned into a pancake.

[Speng]

I knew some douchebags that did something like this. Fortunately, I guess, the worst thing that happened was that one kid's foot was turned into a pancake.

That's fucking funny, I keep picturing a big cartoon-like flattened foot.

[3dR3]

dunno hooch, show me a 52 year old that looks hot in that thong and i'll show you a 52 year old i'll bang..

until then, my guess is 185 with massive guntage (remember gut + cunt = gunt)

[Chef_Tony]

My restaurant is right next door to one of the hottest Jean shops in town, I see Cougars going in and out of there all day long. I'm not going to lie, there is one woman that is easily into her 50's but sweet jesus does she ever look good in jeans!!!

[Securb]

dunno hooch, show me a 52 year old that looks hot in that thong

Here are a few ;)

[Speng]

Man tries to rob store with palm frond

http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2008/...frond.html

DELAND -- A bandit got away empty-handed after trying to rob a Volusia County convenience store with a palm frond.

Investigators said Gelando Olivieri, 33, went to V&F Discount Beverage on Voorhis Avenue and then threatened to stab the clerk with the frond if he didn't hand over money.

Another worker then helped push Olivieri out of the store. He recognized the man and led police right to him.

Olivieri is now charged with armed robbery.

Police believe he is a transient.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2...ideosearch

[TooFunny]

Christ, I hope she doesn't use the online moniker "Chocklit". :eek:

not me...check the "Post Your Picture" thread

although I would rather wear thumb screws than be caught dead in a thong, they don't call it butt floss for nothing

[TooFunny]

Here are a few ;)

these ladies no doubt rely upon personal trainers and liposuction, and I know for a fact that Dolly's gals are mostly silicone