Moron of the week

[Speng]

That grin on Sarkozy's face is the second best part of that picture.

[Securb]

That grin on Sarkozy's face is the second best part of that picture.

This is why ther is a grin on Sarkozy's face.

[3dR3]

doopaty doo

[Speng]

Woman accused of battery with sex toy

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jul/09/...y-sex-toy/

A 45-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday night on charges she repeatedly poked her boyfriend in the groin with a pink sex toy, according to Treasure Island police records.

Kimberly Lynn Calvert was charged with battery.

Calvert has been living with her boyfriend, John Gonzales, at 11420 2nd St. E., No. 1, for the past five months, according to police. Wednesday night, Calvert, who was drunk, began yelling and screaming at Gonzales and began prodding him in the groin with the sex toy, according to her arrest affidavit.

She denied the assault.

[3dR3]

is that steve irwin?

[Securb]

SCHERERVILLE, Ind. (STNG)

An East Chicago man who took his computer in for repairs has been charged with possession of child pornography.

Bryan S. Johnson, 47, of the 4000 block of Butternut Street, had about 1,000 photos of children having sex and engaging in sexual activity with adults, records state.

Johnson dropped off his computer May 1 at Computer Bay Store in Schererville, Ind. A technician working on the computer discovered a folder called "had sex with a 12-year-old."

Nothing that appeared to be child pornography was inside the folder, but police then confiscated the hard drive as evidence, obtained a search warrant and discovered the questionable files.

The charge is punishable by a maximum three-year sentence.

[3dR3]

are men just stupid?

[Speng]

I can't find the story online but they mentioned it on the news. Apparently a guy from Chicago recently went to a Brewers game and then hit some bars in downtown Milwaukee. He met some girls and on the way back to his hotel they stopped at an ATM for more booze money. He was too drunk to punch in his PIN so he let them do the transaction.

Flash ahead to the next morning, he wakes up in his hotel room with a massive hangover and empty wallet. He calls his bank and checks his ATM balance, they spent over $8000 at several stores.

[Hooch]

I can't find the story online but they mentioned it on the news. Apparently a guy from Chicago recently went to a Brewers game and then hit some bars in downtown Milwaukee. He met some girls and on the way back to his hotel they stopped at an ATM for more booze money. He was too drunk to punch in his PIN so he let them do the transaction.

Flash ahead to the next morning, he wakes up in his hotel room with a massive hangover and empty wallet. He calls his bank and checks his ATM balance, they spent over $8000 at several stores.

are men just stupid?

what?

[Securb]

are men just stupid?

We all start out the same then God adds testicles.