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Moron of the week
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Dont go to Chinatown to mug people
ROR they kicked his ass....
A weekend visitor to Jersey City from York Haven, Pa., reported his car burglarized

The man told police he had his 2000 Ferrari Modena parked in front of a friend's house at 194 Randolph Ave. between 5 a.m. and 4:48 p.m. on Saturday.

When he returned to the car, he found it had been broken into, and a $100,000 Audemars Piguet watch had been stolen, along with a $3,000 Alpine radio, and new Nike Jordan sneakers, reports said.

Police officers canvassed the area but could not find suspects.
A surveillance camera installed on a house on Randolph Avenue was not helpful because its view was obscured by a large tree, reports said
Jersey City
2000 Ferrari Modena
Audemars Piguet
Alpine radio
Nike Jordan

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this dude was Italian?
Pirates hit navy ship 'in error'

A group of Somali pirates has been captured after attacking a French navy ship by mistake, apparently thinking it was a harmless cargo vessel.

French military spokesman Admiral Christophe Prazuck said the pirates attacked in skiffs late at night some 500km (310 miles) off the Somali coast.

But the command and supply ship, the Somme, repelled the attack and chased the pirates, capturing five of them.

Dozens of international warships fight piracy in Somalia's lawless waters.

Once they realised they were facing a ship that was responding and was heading towards them, they stopped shooting and attempted to flee
Admiral Christophe Prazuck.

The country has had no effective central government since 1991, leading to a complete breakdown of law and order, and pirates operate off the coast almost with impunity.

Admiral Prazuck told French TV station La Chaine Info the pirates seemed to be surprised that the navy ship fought back.

"Once they realised they were facing a ship that was responding and was heading towards them, they stopped shooting and attempted to flee," he said.

"The Somme gave chase and intercepted one of the pirates' boats. All the weapons had apparently been tossed into the sea and the suspected pirates are now being held on board the Somme."

About two dozen ships from European Union nations, including Britain, France, Germany and Italy, patrol the waters off Somalia - an area of about two million square miles.

Although the international naval forces have stepped up patrols in the Gulf of Aden this year, relatively few of the pirates detained have faced trial because of the legal complexities involved.

fucking pirates, nothing changes.

Auto Shop Employee Goes On $1 Million Bender

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Somewhere in New York an auto dealership employee is almost certainly looking for a job now that he’s wrecked one of the world’s rarest supercars.

The car in question is an 806-horsepower Koenigsegg CCX, a car so exclusive the Swedish boutique automaker — which, by the way, is buying Saab from General Motors — builds just 25 annually. Of those, a mere 10 arrive in the United States.

They go for about one mil apiece.According to, the owner of this 2008 model left it at the dealership, presumably to have some work done. That’s when an employee with more stones than skills took it for a spin and hit a guard rail. As if that weren’t enough, he also took out a new Porsche GT2.

Thanks to WreckedExotics for the pic. If you haven’t checked out the site, it’s a great place to kill some time at work. Not that we do that, of course.

i've been spending time on

only because i'm still looking for my uncle freddy... at least he said he was my uncle.
3dR3 Wrote:only because i'm still looking for my uncle freddy... at least he said he was my uncle.

He only said that so you'd sit on his lap last Christmas....and that wasn't a candycane in his pocket.

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