Moron of the week

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SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) - Massachusetts police say they are searching for two men suspected of robbing a woman of $27,000 after she flashed the cash in a Springfield bar.

Sgt. John Delaney said on Friday that the 22-year-old woman was robbed Monday night by two men wearing dark clothing and bandanas, one armed with what appeared to be a semiautomatic handgun.

According to police, the woman bragged in the bar of receiving the $27,000 from an insurance claim. Police say she was later robbed after she left the bar with a male friend.

Delaney said the woman should have put her cash settlement in a bank.

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Delaney said the woman should have put her cash settlement in a bank.

With brains like that, that cop should get a promotion...maybe up to Captain...Captain Obvious.

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that's the worst set of beer balls ever

"oh yeah well i have 27k in my pocket"

the next day

"oh yeah, well i HAD 27k in my pocket"

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Man who threw feces in CA courtroom gets 31 years

SAN DIEGO – A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.

Superior Court Judge Frank Brown on Monday sentenced Weusi McGowan for robbery, burglary and two assault charges stemming from the feces-flinging incident during his January trial.

McGowan, who attorneys say suffers from mental illness, had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroom.

Several days after his request was denied, McGowan pulled out a bag of excrement he had hidden in his clothing, rubbed it on his lawyer and tossed it at the jury, hitting one juror's computer case.

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ah, the old shit trick..... i guess no one told him not to use real shit.

fucking morons, nothing changes.

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With brains like that, that cop should get a promotion...maybe up to Captain...Captain Obvious.

I wasnt shitting aroung when I said she could have bought a house in Springfield for 27K. Springfield is a real shithole

Look at these house prices

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I wasnt shitting aroung when I said she could have bought a house in Springfield for 27K. Springfield is a real shithole

Look at these house prices

i suddenly feel like becoming a slum lord

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http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phil...d=15585797

Woman arrested for trying to trade sex for World Series tickets

By KITTY CAPARELLA
caparek@phillynews.com

How about creative serial sex?

Step right up, Susan Finkelstein, 43, a rabid fan who really loves her Phillies.

Married with children, current Penn grad student in liberal arts and onetime assistant PR director at the University of Pennsylvania, she posted an ad on Craigslist.com: "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)

"Diehard Phillies fan - gorgeous tall buxom blonde - in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable - I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

Bensalem police were scouring Craigslist looking for illegal activities, like pornography, drug deals and child molesters, when they saw the ad from "Desperate."

Posing as a ticketholder, an undercover cop called Finkelstein in Philadelphia and asked if they could meet in a Bensalem bar Monday night.

At the bar, Finkelstein was willing to engage in various sexual acts in return for a ticket, said Bensalem Public Safety Director Fred Harran.

Then, she asked if the ticketholder had two tickets, and he claimed he did and she was willing to up the sexcapades, according to Harran.

After all, she posted on Facebook that she was "very, very liberal."

"She was overcome with Phillies fever," said her attorney William J. Brennan.

Well, Finkelstein got herself a ticket, but not for the World Series.

She will be receiving a summons via mail at her home on St. Barnards Place near Springfield Avenue in Southwest Philadelphia to appear in Bensalem court on charges of soliciting prostitution and related misdemeanors. No court date is set.

No one answered Daily News calls to her home.

So how long did this sweettalking last?

"It was quick," said Harran. "About as long as it takes Chase Utley to throw somebody out at second base."

And what did the ticketholder look like?

"Probably a cute guy if I was a woman," replied Harran.

But when the cute cop clamped handcuffs on Finkelstein, Harran said, "I guess she realized she's not going to the World Series."

Her Facebook comment after the arrest: "Susan Finkelstein is wondering about the integrity of the police."

She's wondering about the integrity of the police....... UM...

I think I'll go friend her on Facebook now...

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1...ref=search

she was on O and A too: http://www.breitbart.tv/o-a-exclusive-ph...swap-case/

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smeared it on his lawyer

That part made me laugh, smearing shit on the lawyer.

You'd think they'd do a better job of checking people before entering the courtroom, he could have been packing a shiv instead of shit.

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OCTOBER 28--Meet Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller. The Iowa men were arrested Friday night on attempted burglary charges after a 911 caller told cops that two hoodie-wearing males were trying to enter his apartment.

During a subsequent traffic stop (McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20, were traveling in a 1994 Buick Roadmaster), Carroll Police Department officers collared the men, both of whom had their faces painted.

Police Chief Jeff Cayler is unsure why McNelly and Miller, pictured in the below mug shots, opted for the Sharpie marker look, but surmised that they may have been trying to intimidate the apartment's occupant. Or perhaps ski masks are a bit pricey.