Moron of the week

[3dR3]

hmmm I might opt for a cunt punt instead

[Ransack]

I'd hit it.

[Securb]

A local business owner tried selling his deli on Craigslist, but despite counting out his payment by hand, he ended up being bilked out of $60,000.

The owner of the Cheremshina European Deli in North Highlands, who did not wish to be identified by CBS13, was asking for $70,000 for his store when he received an offer for nearly $300,000 in cash from two men who saw his ad on the popular site.

The two men claimed to be from a war-torn village in Africa, saying their father was a rich general who gave them cash and told them to buy a business and start a new life in America.

The well-dressed men came to the store every day for two weeks to negotiate the sale before they struck a deal. A condition of the sale was for the owner to give them $60,000 to "secure the deal," which the owner only did after seeing their payment and counting their money himself.

Just before they closed the deal, one of the men spilled his coffee, and during the commotion, the other man allegedly switched the bag with money with another bag filled with shredded paper.

"I want to ask anybody to beware," the store owner said. "With any kind of scam, just beware."

Sacramento County Sheriff's detectives are working on composite sketches of the two suspects, and say they believe this isn't the first time they have pulled off this type of scam.

[Hooch]

unfuckingbelievable.

If I didn't have a conscience I'd be filthy rich.

[3dR3]

unfuckingbelievable.

If I didn't have a conscience I'd be filthy rich.

I was getting bored at the zoo on Sunday during mother's day and thought about doing some crime.... but then i started to feel like a dick and didn't

[Prog]

I feel sorry for the guy but, good grief he fell for that?

[Speng]

Not to change the current discussion, but that chick I want to punch in the twat was on American Idol for a few seconds last night. I watched to see how embarrasing Milwaukee would look, fuck that show is painful to watch. The whole Milwaukee crowd was all little girls and their parents.

[Speng]

Mom Demands Do-Over for Yearbook

http://news.aol.com/article/exposure-in-...k%2F485345

(May 15) -- A Florida mother is demanding that her daughter's high school recall and reprint its yearbook because the teen, a junior, may have inadvertently exposed herself in a club photo.

The yearbooks came out Monday, and talk of the photo took the school by storm, according to a report by WTSP-TV in Tampa Bay, Fla.

"It's ridiculously embarrassing," said the girl, who wasn't named in the news report. She explained that she didn't wear panties the day the photo was taken because she didn't want her panty lines to show.

The teenager hasn't been back to school since the yearbooks were issued. Her mother wants them destroyed. "I don't want any yearbooks out there with this photo in it -- because it's going to follow her," she said.

But the school doesn't believe it has to reprint the books. "We don't believe there's an exposure in the yearbook. It's a shadow," school spokeswoman Linda Cobbe told WTSP.

[Hooch]

The teenager hasn't been back to school since the yearbooks were issued. Her mother wants them destroyed. "I don't want any yearbooks out there with this photo in it -- because it's going to follow her," she said.

Good thinking, mom. Nothing buries an embarrassing incident like going to the national press with it.

This also belongs in the skank of the week thread. Didn't want pantylines? Paleese. Securb, send her a TMR thong.

[Securb]

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton has a hell of an infuence on this generation. If my sister left the house without underwear there would have been bloodshed.