Moron of the week

[Cletus]

Id clean off the blood then hit it

[3dR3]

that mouth on her tit looks promising

this may not surprise you but I'd definitely fuck the freaky bloody version, otherwise she's kind of beat....

[Speng]

that mouth on her tit looks promising

I didn't even notice that, I thought she just had some pancake tittie thing going on.

I'd hit it, after she took a long bath.

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Two men who were apparently trying to take an unusual thrill ride were seriously injured in an explosion at a shop that builds and services race cars in Washington state

Fire Chief Dean Klinger told the Skagit Valley Herald the men put about four gallons of methanol in a 55-gallon barrel in the parking lot Sunday night, sat on top and lit it for a "barrel ride."

Klinger says, "Apparently it was supposed to slide across the parking lot like a rocket. Instead, it blew up."

He says one end of the barrel flew 120 feet.

The men were responsive when paramedics arrived at Funk Racing. They were taken to a local hospital, then flown to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle with severe burns.

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A U.S. Customs agent and his friend face up to 10 years in prison on theft charges after trying to auction a customs declaration form signed by the notoriously autograph-shy astronaut Neil Armstrong, prosecutors said.

On yesterday’s 41st anniversary of Armstrong’s famous “small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” moon landing, federal prosecutors charged the document was pinched from Logan International Airport March 13 by Thomas Chapman, 50, of Malden, a Customs agent who’d helped Armstrong carry his luggage to a bus.

Armstrong, 79, of Ohio, was returning from an overseas tour to boost troops’ morale when his London-New York flight was diverted to Boston due to bad weather. The form contained his signature, date of birth and passport number.

Paul Brickman, 50, of Chelsea, Chapman’s co-defendant on charges of stealing an official government record, allegedly set Chapman up with an auction company. Bids were up to $1,026 on May 22 before a bidder questioned the legality.

Chapman declined to comment, but his brother David said, “This whole thing has been blown out of proportion. My brother got starstruck. He wanted his autograph and he got it on the wrong piece of paper.”

Brickman said, “I don’t understand what’s going on . . . it seems to be a media frenzy.”

[3dR3]

what???????? government officials that are corrupt? say it ain't so!

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what???????? government officials that are corrupt? say it ain't so!

This guy grew up 3 blocks from me, I drank with him many times. Not corupt just stupid.

[3dR3]

This guy grew up 3 blocks from me, I drank with him many times. Not corupt just stupid.

I did like the "it's just a media frenzy" remark. pretty accurate.

so did he really take a document or did he just have an autograph signed on official letterhead?

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so did he really take a document or did he just have an autograph signed on official letterhead?

I am pretty sure he took the document. Poor Tommy he is a real nice guy. He wouldn't last a day in jail.

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A CEO who publicly posted his Social Security number on billboards and TV commercials as part of a campaign to promote his company's credit monitoring services was the victim of identity theft at least 13 times, a news report says.

The Phoenix New Times reported that Todd Davis, CEO of LifeLock Inc., which is based in Tempe, Ariz., was victimized numerous times by identity thieves who apparently used his Social Security number to commit various types of fraud.

Davis has previously admitted that he was the victim of an identity theft once in 2007, when a man in Texas used his Social Security number to take out a $500 loan which wasn't repaid and ended up being handled by a collection agency.

http://www.pcworld.com/article/196638/li...times.html