Moron of the week

[Speng]

A York County man is in jail tonight after setting off fireworks inside his Sanford apartment.

One of my friends did that back when he moved into his first apartment. We'd throw firecrackers into an ammo box filled with stuff and survey the damage.

The dumbest thing we did, and it's a miracle we didn't get hurt, was when he purchased several quarter sticks of dynamite. He lived on the second story and in our beer induced haze decided it'd be cool to throw one out the window. He lit the fuse, went to throw it out the window and it bounced off the window frame and landed at his feet. He grabbed it and tossed it out the window just as it exploded. Everyone thought lightning stuck the building.

We did some other stupid shit with the quarter sticks, I'm laughing just thinking about it.