Moron of the week

[Securb]

stupid shit with the quarter sticks.

In my 20’s everyone in my neighborhood all hung out in the same neighborhood bar. It shared a parking lot with a good sized liquor store. So I am heading toward the bar one night and I saw my friend Michelle. We start talking and for some reason I mention that I had a quarter stick. She had never seen one go off so she talked me into lighting it. I lit the thing in the very center of the parking lot. I went off and set off every car alarm in the parking lot and set off the liquor store’s alarm. Just as the quarter stick went off a cop car came around the corner and the cop had the holy shit look on his face. We both pointed down the street and said “they ran that way” and the cop took off. Of course it emptied out the bar and everyone in there knew it was me.