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Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce

http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893__...vered.html

July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin. The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived. The man told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.

Damn Brett Favre will do anything for attention.