05-14-2014, 05:37 PM
I just dealt with the bitchiest gay dude. I was selling a small animal trap, I bought it when I had a small orphaned kitten running around (why I now have a second cat) and it's been sitting in my garage ever since. He sends me an email and I say I'm available all day, meaning I'm not at work. He emails me a few times and then asks when we can meet. I said I can't meet anywhere, I'm cleaning the garage and packing up stuff and I'm pretty dirty. He then sends me three email in rapid succession:
Email 1: I guess I'm confused........ I am offering to buy something to take it off your hands (and help me with a squirrel problem) and in previous emails you said you were available now you're not?
Email 2: It would take a matter if 5 mins to take it off your hands; if you would rather not I guess I will need to find another trap--thanks!
Email 3: I am happy and willing to make the drive. Please simply tell me the address and I will be there.
All three were sent within five minutes, I don't know if he slipped off his meds for a few minutes. He shows up and is flamboyantly gay. I don't have a problem with gay people, but he was being a huge queen and a critical dick. "I don't see how this was only used once, it's dirty" I pointed to my garage and said, look (the garage is close to ninety years old and it's looking a bit rough).
"Did you buy it used?" No, it's an animal trap I bought for like $20, it's not going to be polished and great quality.
I had to show him ten times how to set the thing, it's not that complicated.
He tried talking me down $5. Normally I would have said yes but I didn't like his attitude and the tone of some of his emails.
Email 1: I guess I'm confused........ I am offering to buy something to take it off your hands (and help me with a squirrel problem) and in previous emails you said you were available now you're not?
Email 2: It would take a matter if 5 mins to take it off your hands; if you would rather not I guess I will need to find another trap--thanks!
Email 3: I am happy and willing to make the drive. Please simply tell me the address and I will be there.
All three were sent within five minutes, I don't know if he slipped off his meds for a few minutes. He shows up and is flamboyantly gay. I don't have a problem with gay people, but he was being a huge queen and a critical dick. "I don't see how this was only used once, it's dirty" I pointed to my garage and said, look (the garage is close to ninety years old and it's looking a bit rough).
"Did you buy it used?" No, it's an animal trap I bought for like $20, it's not going to be polished and great quality.
I had to show him ten times how to set the thing, it's not that complicated.
He tried talking me down $5. Normally I would have said yes but I didn't like his attitude and the tone of some of his emails.