Moron of the week

[Securb]

Over a Rally burger? Really? I could understand if it was White Castle.

And an update on the Dallas copper thief from last week; dead.

There has to be at least one scrap metal death per week

[Prog]

There has to be at least one scrap metal death per week

If I could have caught the guys who stole or rugby team scrum sleds, there would have been a few more that day. :mad:

[3dR3]

If I could have caught the guys who stole or rugby team scrum sleds, there would have been a few more that day. :mad:

I didn't realize you guys did that for rugby..... see I learned something new.. I'm going home.

[Speng]

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/...eel-bench/

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

[Speng]

Grandma arrested for driving with child on roof

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080807/ap_o...d_car_ride

MARATHON, Fla. - Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car.

Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputies were called to the Publix store Tuesday and arrested a 54-year-old woman after she was driving around with her three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of her car.

The grandmother was released from jail 15 hours later.

The woman said Thursday she would never let anything hurt her granddaughter. She says she was driving at "snail-speed" and holding the child's leg.

Authorities say the woman told police she was giving the child some air and letting her have fun.

She faces charges of child abuse. The child is back with her mother.

[Securb]

those holes are a little bigger than a quarter...damn

[Chef_Tony]

Asians and their rice dicks.

[3dR3]

i don't know about you guys but I've always wanted the lid on my shampoo bottle to be a little bigger......

[Securb]

Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil

AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home.

So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa.

For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil.

Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24."




Link goes to story that explains he was in the window jacking off with motor oil while jamming a claw hammer in his ass

[Hooch]

"He removed the hammer from his anus and sat upright but didn't say anything"

true poetry