Moron of the week

[Prog]

On the guy who shot himself because he didn't get any: I'd look like swiss cheese by now.

On the fat bitch: She owes KFC a thank you for getting her ass out of there.

[Speng]

On the fat bitch: She owes KFC a thank you for getting her ass out of there.

That was my thought, holy shit, a 14 piece bucket, six bags of fries and two sodas. Sure that was two people but still....holy shit.

[Prog]

Don't forget, 3 times a week she was in there.

[TooFunny]

On the guy who shot himself because he didn't get any: I'd look like swiss cheese by now.

...and pity sex is so unsatisfying.

[Securb]

That was my thought, holy shit, a 14 piece bucket, six bags of fries and two sodas. Sure that was two people but still....holy shit.

I would be in bed for two days running back and forth to the john.

[Prog]

...and pity sex is so unsatisfying.

Not for me.

[Prog]

Austrian police say a man set his wife's parents on fire with a home-made flame thrower, killing them.

Chief investigator Anton Kiesl says the 48-year-old man set the elderly couple on fire as they lay in bed late Friday using a flame thrower he made from a propane gas container.

Kiesl said the woman burned to death in her bed and her husband's body was found on a bench outside their home in St. Magdalena am Lemberg in the southeast.

Both victims were in their 80s; the woman was bedridden.

Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.

[Speng]

I would be in bed for two days running back and forth to the john.

I sharted as I read the story.

[3dR3]

she wants to be a nurse??

step one: don't eat that shit....

step two: if you do, eat it in moderation...

i guess she's also saving up for gastric bypass surgery..

it would seem they couldn't also fit her friend in the shot..

[3dR3]

if only this thread was a dating game...... I'm sure the KFC girl would have given that dude some pitty sex.....

or after about 8 pieces of kfc he could have picked a nice greasy spot and fucked it.