Moron of the week

[3dR3]

SC has a lot of homeless guys.

I remember hearing a story about how the were stealing beer from the lines that ran beneath a restaurant on the pier..... genius!

[Securb]

Why does all of this weird shit happen in the park? WTF happened to parks?

[3dR3]

Why does all of this weird shit happen in the park? WTF happened to parks?

gay dudes started hanging out in the bathroom and it's been down hill ever since.

[Speng]

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...876886.ece

The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.

The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people’s nether regions.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll — and a carnation.

Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city’s Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.

A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

“But it’s not for me to question his story.

“He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.”

She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn’t shine to think again.

Ms Watson said: “My advice? Don’t do it.

“It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.

“Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result.”

Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”

[Prog]

“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”

And laughed their asses off in the doctor's lounge while sending pictures taken with their cell phones to everyone they ever met.

[Speng]

Who the Hell shoves a carnation up their ass and can't get it out? It's a freaking flower.

In this day and age why don't people just break down and buy things designed to shove into an orifice?

[Chef_Tony]

I saw MANY x-rays of items stuck in asses in my time in the medical field. Coke bottles, potatoes, cucumbers. It's amazing some of the things people would lose up their ass.

It's funny though, all of them were "accidents".

Yeah, the condom just happened to be on the coke bottle.:rolleyes:

[wesley1955]

It wasn't a gerbil. It was a hamster.

[Speng]

It wasn't a gerbil. It was a hamster.

If one was to insert a rodent in their ass, I'd think a gerbil would be preferrable. Gerbils have the long tail for easier extraction, once that hamster starts to scurry it's all over.

Damn that German porn...I'll never get that scene out of my head.

[3dR3]

If one was to insert a rodent in their ass, I'd think a gerbil would be preferrable. Gerbils have the long tail for easier extraction, once that hamster starts to scurry it's all over.

Damn that German porn...I'll never get that scene out of my head.

sure... german porn... riiiiiiight ;)