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Moron of the week
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Quote:BALTIMORE (AP) — The driver killed in a violent confrontation at a National Security Agency gate identified as transgender and was a sex worker in Baltimore, according to a friend.

Ricky Shawatza Hall, 27, was killed Monday when NSA police opened fire on a stolen car that then crashed into a police vehicle. A passenger was wounded, as was an officer.
Isn't it obvious that Iran is now hiring tranny prostitutes as suicide bombers?

- Bill Oreilly
His attorney reported that he was always "professional and friendly."

He was a sex worker.

Is the attorney revealing how his services were covered:?:
Because I said so. 
Think that's a new twist on "Attorney-Clent" privilege? :p
Listless Vessels!
Service provided for services rendered?
Because I said so. 
(04-01-2015, 10:04 PM)LesStrat Wrote: Service provided for services rendered?

Services rendered for service provided?
Trust me, I'm a medical professional. 
(04-01-2015, 08:20 PM)LesStrat Wrote: His attorney reported that he was always "professional and friendly."

Translation "My client swallows".
Quote:Man turns to police after ‘taking wrong drug’, ends up behind bars ;

A MAN who police allege unwittingly took “speed” when he meant to take heroin went to a police station when he became worried about the effect it was having on him.
Detective Inspector Geoff Sheldon said the man went to police for help after having an unexpected reaction to the drug.
“He pulled up in the back carpark in the middle of the night at Acacia Ridge,” he said.
“He came in thinking he’d had heroin but he had had ‘speed’. Apparently one has a markedly different experience from the other.”

An ambulance was called for the 39-year-old, who was allegedly heavily affected by the drug, before he was treated and given the all-clear.
That’s when police stepped in to point out he’d allegedly driven to the police station under the influence of drugs and without a driver’s licence.
They also allegedly found a large knife in his car and discovered there was a warrant out for his arrest and return to prison for breaching parole.
The man was taken into custody to face traffic and weapons charges.

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Yeah that's what I want something that gets me higher than bath salts.

Quote:A Florida man who stripped off his clothes and ran through Fort Lauderdale traffic to escape imaginary killers hot on his heels was high on “flakka,” the synthetic drug that appears poised to supplant bath salts as the leading cause of hallucinatory havoc, cops report.

Following his apprehension, Matthew Kenney, 34, told police that after smoking the synthetic drug he began fleeing pursuers who had stolen his clothing and were intent on murdering him

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Yeah, that sounds like a mellow, enjoyable high.
Trust me, I'm a medical professional. 
What a fucking moron. Read the whole story you will cringe. 

Quote:Tattoo tributes to children are fairly common, but this young Texas dad took the art of the tattoo offspring ode to a whole new level by getting the entire side of his face tattooed with a portrait of his infant son! (Click photo above to enlarge)

Although I just recently ran across the photo, it has actually been a bit of a viral sensation since at least six months ago when it was shared on the [url=][/url]“trashy” subreddit. I tracked down the proud pop’s Facebook profile as well as the photo, which was originally posted on July 16 of last year. I think the comments left on the photo pretty much sum up the whole thing (from both perspectives).

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