Moron of the week

[Agileguy]

[Securb]

Chinese man hospitalised after airport toilet COLLAPSED when he stood and squatted on it because he thought it was dirty. A passenger waiting to board a plane in an airport terminal has been hospitalised with deep cuts on his leg and buttocks after he broke a toilet he was squatting on.


Passenger Jin Pai, 35, was standing on the rim of a toilet in Hefei Xinqiao International Airport in the city of Hefei, the capital city of eastern China's Anhui Province, when it smashed to the ground. According to airport officials he had not wanted to let his bottom touch the seat because he was 'worried it might not be clean'.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel...z3XbeNA4Yi 
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[LesStrat]

I think he exposed himself to a few extra germs with that approach.

I didn't think squatters were allowed in airports. I know they are run out of bus stations.

[youngthrasher9]

That's what the kids nowadays call "gargoyling".

I clean outhouses and bathrooms at a lake campground, this is the kind of shit I know.

[Securb]

I have bolded the words that tend to show up the most in this thread. 

A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday.


Devon Staples and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in the backyard of a friend's home in the small eastern Maine city of Calais, said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety. Staples, 22, of Calais, placed a fireworks mortar tube on his head and set it off, he said. The firework exploded, killing Staples instantly, McCausland said.


His death is the first fireworks fatality in Maine since the state legalized fireworks on Jan. 1, 2012, authorities said.
Calais is on the Canadian border near New Brunswick.

[LesStrat]

[GoldenVulture]

[Dr. Vegetable]

Zoo Trespassing: Ohio Man Charged After Filming Self Petting Cougars

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/zoo-...rs-n398556

A relative of mine worked in a zoo and told me about someone who tried this once. The big cat was grooving along when it suddenly whipped its head around and bit his middle finger off at the first knuckle, puling out several inches of tendon along with it. (It hurts just to type that!)

This moron was lucky.

[Dr. Vegetable]

Armadillos are bulletproof. Who knew?

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/t...lo-n402236

[LesStrat]

Color me skeptical.