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OFFICIAL: TMR Zoo 2009 NFL Total Jackass Team Nomination Thread
Randy Moss - "Did New York Jets shutdown corner Darrelle Revis really mean it when he called Randy Moss a "slouch" on Sunday? Or, was he just having a little fun at the Patriot receiver's expense? On Sunday, Revis and the NFL Network's Deion Sanders played a little word association.

Sanders threw out the names of several of the league's finest receivers. While Cincinnati's Chad Ochocinco was deemed a "competitor" by Revis, and Houston's Andre Johnson a "beast," both the names of Terrell Owens and Moss elicited the "slouch" response.

When asked to define "slouch," Revis answered, "You know what a slouch means." Someone who dogs it? Doesn't give his all every play? "I don't need to speak on it anymore
Usama Young - S New Orleans... arrested for parking in a handicap spot

Quote:New Orleans Saints safety Usama Young's failure to appear in court for parking in a handicap spot led to his arrest this week after he was stopped for speeding.

Harahan Police Chief Peter Dale said officers initially pulled Young over in suburban New Orleans and intended to give him a ticket, but had to arrest him because records turned up an outstanding violation in Jefferson Parish. Sheriff's spokesman Col. John Fortunato confirmed that Young had failed to appear at a court date.
Aqib Talib - CB Bucs... way too many jokes about his name to pass on this guy

Quote:Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback Aqib Talib was arrested early Thursday and charged with simple battery and resisting arrest, both misdemeanors, in connection with an alleged assault on a cab driver.

Tampa-area media outlets reported that according to a Florida Highway Patrol arrest report, Talib struck a cab driver in the right ear and neck with a closed fist shortly after 11 p.m. on Wednesday night.

According to a report from the Pinellas County, Fla., sheriff's office, Talib, 23, was arrested early Thursday morning by the Florida Highway Patrol. He was booked and released on a total of $300 bail at about 6 a.m. Thursday, according to the report.

According to the police report, when police arrived on the scene Talib and two other men were passengers in the cab. Police asked Talib to get out of the car three times and he did not cooperate, according to the report.

"It was like someone hit me upside the head with a hammer," said the driver, 47-year-old David Duggan of St. Petersburg, according to the St. Petersburg Times. "He hit me so hard he knocked my hat off my head."
Donte Whitner S - Buffalo. Getting tasered gets you a free pass on the TJT

Quote:Police in Cleveland say they were outside the House of Blues attempting to quell a near riot. Whitner allegedly attempted enter an area where numerous fights were occuring. Officers say that he began swinging his arms in a violent manner when police tried to restrain him then broke free and took a fighting stance. Officials say an officer had to deploy his taser so that officers could put Whitner in handcuffs.

Later in the season he had $400k worth of jewelry stolen from his home
This was posted just minutes after I put him on the list...
Charges dropped against Donte Whitner[/url]

He still was tasered...
Albert Haynesworth DT Was

Quote:Haynesworth reported on SIRIUS Blitz that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offered him a $120 million deal that could potentially increase by 20%. He says that he took a discount to play with the Redskins because of their large fan base and media outlet, something that he also did not have in Tennessee.[19]

In April 2009, the Titans asked the NFL to consider tampering charges against the Redskins, claiming that the Redskins contacted Haynesworth before the free agency period began on February 27.[20]

Twice as a member of the Redskins, Haynesworth has been penalized with personal fouls while coming to the aid of a teammate.[21] In a Sports Illustrated poll Haynesworth was voted by his fellow NFL players as the most dominant defender in the game.[22]

After a 45-12 loss to the New York Giants in week 15 of the 2009 season, Haynesworth questioned the scheme of defensive coordinator Greg Blache, and stated that he could not "survive another season in this system if it stays the way it is."

also In March 2009, Haynesworth was indicted on two misdemeanor traffic charges
Jonathan Babineaux - DT (ATL)

Quote:Schiralli said the officer searched the SUV because he smelled marijuana. The officer found three bags containing a total of 40 grams of marijuana, Schiralli said.

In addition to the possession charges, Babineaux is charged with having no tag light and driving without a license and with an expired tag. He also was charged with tinting his car windows too much.

also in 2007...

Babineaux has been arrested before in Gwinnett County. In 2007, he was charged with killing his girlfriend's dog, a pit bull-mix , but the animal cruelty case was dismissed nine months later.

Quote:Investigators had verified that the dog had a history of unprovoked attacks and that a dog trainer had told Babineaux to spin the dog around by swinging the leash when it became aggressive, District Attorney Danny Porter said when he dropped the charge.

An autopsy ruled the dog, Kilo, died of blunt force trauma to the head.

Kilo? Way too easy...
What a moron
Did any players or coaches do anything during games that would make them a nominee?
Hooch Wrote:Did any players or coaches do anything during games that would make them a nominee?

Not durring a game but...Tom Cable punched an assistant, Rex Ryan cried and later said his team was out of the playoff race and almost made it to the Superbowl.

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