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#141
01-14-2014, 06:05 PM
The Mayfair Town Watch reported on its Facebook page Saturday that the “Swiss Cheese Pervert” has been harassing neighborhood women, imploring them to harness the power of cheese for his own sexual grate-ification.

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#142
01-14-2014, 07:42 PM
I see what you did there.
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Livin' the mulletesque lifestyle!
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#143
01-15-2014, 06:34 AM
This is serious business he approached my little sister Brie
I'm an artist and I should be taken seriously.
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#144
01-15-2014, 10:25 AM
Securb Wrote:This is serious business he approached my little sister Brie

Yeah, he's a real muenster.
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#145
01-15-2014, 10:49 AM
...and why Swiss? I would think this guy would be into Jack cheese.
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#146
01-15-2014, 06:52 PM
This story just got gouda.
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#147
01-17-2014, 08:40 AM
Arrested.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/video?a...Id=9737604

He's off the GRATERford Prison now. No, seriously...

Quote:The Pennsylvania State Correctional Institution at Graterford, also known variously as SCI Graterford (SCIG), Eastern Correctional Institution, Graterford Prison, Graterford Penitentiary, and the Graterford Prison Farm, is a Pennsylvania Department of Corrections prison located in Skippack Township, Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
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#148
01-17-2014, 09:53 AM
Good, some time in jail will give this guy time to whey the consequences of his actions.
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#149
01-18-2014, 05:32 PM
Cheese pun.
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#150
01-18-2014, 06:44 PM
Ransack Wrote:Cheese pun.

I couldn't come up with anything either.
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