My Evening Adventure

[Gator]

Yes it was. Funny he couldnt stop talking about you.

Probably still can't. What can I say... When you're good, you're good.

[Securb]

[3dR3]

I was just reading an article in a surf mag where a surfer was taking the path back up to a lot and about halfway up he ran into a guy on a bike that had passed him a moment ago, standing there waiting for him to pass as he was jerking off.....

[Speng]

So I decided to go to a different park this evening, someplace safe where there's no chance of running into dudes screwing. I went to feed some geese at a small pond, they dig old bread and I had some shitty bread sitting around.

I was feeding the geese and some ducks that were there, suddenly a few geese started to get really aggressive. This one fucker waddled up to me and started hissing and spitting at me, so I stopped feeding him. Then I was feeding this other asshole, he was taking bread out of my hand and he bit me. He got me right in the palm and clamped down hard. He didn't draw blood but it left a good mark.

I think I'm done feeding wildlife at the park.

[Securb]

In New Hampshire we call that breed of duck the rare "North American Headless"