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The Return of the Joke Thread
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[INDENT]A little girl walks up to her father and asks, "Daddy, why was i named Daisy?"

The father sits down next to her and tells her: "Right after you were born, a daisy fell on top of your head. That’s why we named you Daisy."

The little girl says thank you and walks off.
A second little girl walks up to her father and asks, "Father, why was I named Rose?"

The father sits down next to the girl and says, "Right after you were born, a rose fell on top of your head, so we name you Rose."

The little girl walks off and says thank you.

A third little girl walks up to her father and says, "NGHAFDREHNGHDFHUNGHAHGH!!!!!!"

The father shouts, "SHUT UP BRICK!"
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A kid comes home from his first day of middle school. His father says how was your first day of school. The kid replies fine but I noticed in the shower after gym class that my dick was a lot bigger than all of the other kids dicks is that because I am black? The father replied no it is because you are 19.
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