God still hates idiots.

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The founder of the Jedi religion inspired by the Star Wars films was thrown out of a Tesco supermarket for wearing his distinctive brown hood. Daniel Jones, 23, (You ar 23 years old dressing up like a Star Wars charterer grow the fuck up) who has 500,000 followers worldwide, was told the hood flouted store rules and was ordered to remove it or leave the supermarket.

As a result Jones, who also goes by the Jedi name Morda Hehol, claims he has been 'victimized over his beliefs' and left 'emotionally humiliated' by the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales.....

........Tesco hit back in the spirit of the epic space saga and claimed that the three most well known Jedi Knights in the Star Wars movies - Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker - all appeared in public without their hoods......

......Mr Jones claimed the store manager and staff were 'unco-operative' and left him feeling 'emotionally humiliated' for making fun of his beliefs.

'They weren't listening to me. They wasted my personal time. They were rude and not very nice to me. They had three people around me. It was intimidating. (A real Jedi would not be intimidated by anyone let alone 3 Supermarket workers)



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214367/Jedi-church-founder-thrown-Tesco-refusing-remove-hood-left-emotionally-humiliated.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0RYL9y1SA

[3dR3]

so on earth in our time it's a safe bet that Jedi = huge whiny pussy?

where are your mind tricks now homo

i wonder what he calls his penis?

[Gator]

I'm bettin it ain't Chad Kroeger

[Speng]

i wonder what he calls his penis?

Droopy McCool



He was in Jabba's palace band. Yeah, I'm embarrased I knew that.

[3dR3]

nice brown hood Speng

minus 2 cool points....

[Hooch]

Droopy McCool



He was in Jabba's palace band. Yeah, I'm embarrased I knew that.

At least you didn't mention that his band-mates were Max Rebo and Sy Snootles.

:shifty:

[Hooch]

Actually, if you are going to call your penis Droopy McCool, it doesn't get any more penis-looking than this...

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Actually, if you are going to call your penis Droopy McCool, it doesn't get any more penis-looking than this...

You should have put this in the Cameltoe thread.

[3dR3]

Actually, if you are going to call your penis Droopy McCool, it doesn't get any more penis-looking than this...

cock snot

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SAMBALPUR: A 19-year-old girl chopped off her tongue inside a Shiva temple and offered it to the god at Jhar village in Bargarh. She did so to
invoke the god's blessings to marry the person she desired instead of the match fixed by her parents.

The temple priest found her lying in the temple with blood on her face on Tuesday morning. She told the priest about the incident.

"I was shocked to see her lying on the temple floor in the morning. She was bleeding from her face. She had chopped her tongue with a blade and offered it to the god," priest of the temple Basudev Mohapatra told TOI.

Villagers rushed to the temple when the news spread. They tried to take her to the hospital but she refused. "We tried to take her to the nearby hospital but she refused to go anywhere," villager Narayan Meher said.
The girl was not willing to marry the match fixed by her parents because he was much older than her. She was interested to marry a younger boy.