what about telling your parents to fuck off and living your own life?
theres a moral to this story...
now i'm kind of tempted to see what a BJ without a tongue is like, but where do you find a chick like that?
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3dR3 Wrote:now i'm kind of tempted to see what a BJ without a tongue is like, but where do you find a chick like that?
Depending on how much tongue is left, the tounge stump could feel pretty cool.
Speng Wrote:Depending on how much tongue is left, the tounge stump could feel pretty cool.
we should probably ask that horse fucker guy.... I be he'd know
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Galactically vile Christian cleric Pat Robertson told his CBN viewers today that Haitians are "cursed" because their ancestors "swore a pact with the devil" to liberate themselves from the French in 1804.
Video of his comments
http://gawker.com/5447408/pat-robertson-...ir-freedom
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Securb Wrote:Galactically vile Christian cleric Pat Robertson told his CBN viewers today that Haitians are "cursed" because their ancestors "swore a pact with the devil" to liberate themselves from the French in 1804.
See, "Haitians eat kittens" is child's play compared to that
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The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt.
Elton, 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine: "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."
He adds: "Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html#ixzz0g0EufRmO
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Securb Wrote:The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt.
Elton, 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine: "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."
How many gay men do you see turning water into booze and hanging out with hookers. Moron.
Quote:Police Search for Publisher Behind Boozy Textbook Image of Jesus Christ
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,5871...atestnews#
Christians in India's northeast are outraged after a picture showing Jesus Christ holding a beer can and a cigarette was discovered in primary school textbooks.
The image appeared in a handwriting book for children in church-run schools in the Christian-majority state of Meghalaya, where it was used to illustrate the letter "I" for the word "Idol".
"We are deeply shocked and hurt at the objectionable portrayal of Jesus Christ in the school book. We condemn the total lack of respect for religions by the publisher," Shillong diocese Archbishop Dominic Jala told AFP.
Police said they were hunting for the owner of the New Delhi-based publisher, Skyline Publications, who faces charges of offending religious sentiment, local police superintendent A.R. Mawthoh told AFP.
The Roman Catholic Church in India has banned all textbooks by Skyline, while Protestant leaders called for a public apology.
The state government also denounced the publication.
"We strongly condemn such a blasphemous act. Legal action has been initiated against the publisher," M. Ampareen Lyngdoh, an education minister in the Meghalaya government, said.
English-language daily The Shillong Times said Skyline had apologized for "hurting people's religious sentiments," but had offered no explanation as to how the error occurred.
Efforts are underway to recall all copies of the book, the publisher was quoted as saying.
AFP was unable to reach Skyline for comment.
Christians account for 2.3 per cent of India's billion-plus Hindu-majority population. The main concentrations are in the northeast, the eastern state of Orissa and in the southern states of Kerala and Goa.
In 2008, anti-Christian riots in Orissa left more than 100 people dead, according to Christian groups, after missionaries were accused of killing a Hindu holy man.
no one likes jokes anymore...
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3dR3 Wrote:no one likes jokes anymore...
I remember taking that picture. It was at Matthew's bacholor party. Peter got so hammered we had to drag him back to the inn before 9 P.M. to sleep it off.
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Jesus Wrote:I remember taking that picture. It was at Matthew's bacholor party. Peter got so hammered we had to drag him back to the inn before 9 P.M. to sleep it off.
Hey Jesus, How do you feel today?
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