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No pee on my hands
#1
I consider myself a pretty clean/hygienic guy. I take the train into work sometime and that lets me out at North Station. This is the hub for the commuter rail and the subway system. Kind of like Penn Station in NYC. To make this busier it is right under the TD Garden. After drinking my coffee on the train of course sometimes I have to take a piss. After pissing I never wash my hands in that station for a couple of reasons.
  • I see homeless people taking sink baths in the station bathroom every morning.
  • The place is beyond filthy usually the floor is covered in piss.
I figure unless I piss all over my hands there is no reason to touch those filthy sinks. But it seems whenever I walk out of the bathroom I get that look from someone like I am a filthy barbarian. The kicker is I end up washing my hands 20 minutes later at work anyway because I don’t want to eat my bagel/donut/breakfast sandwich after touching everything in the subway.


Am I wrong for not washing my hands?
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#2
Securb Wrote:whenever I walk out of the bathroom I get that look from someone like I am a filthy barbarian.

just put your hands over their mouth and forehead when they do that
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#3
In that situation you're not wrong at all.

The thing that grosses me out is at a grocery store or department store when I see someone not wash their hands, especially after coming out of a stall. I always save the paper towel I dry my hands with to open the bathroom door.

Those doors should open outward so they can be kicked open, I don't want to touch the handle with my clean hands.
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#4
In that situation you're not wrong for not washing your hands. In the famous words of George Carlin, "I know where my dick has been". Paraphrased, but you get the point.

I get totally disgusted at work when i see people leave the bathroom without washing their hands. I never touch the door handle. I always hit the handicap button with my elbow on the way out so the door is open before I even get to it.
There's no crying in baseball
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#5
Piss is sterile. Your hands will be cleaner if you pissed on them, actually. There is ecoli on your junk, so you should actually piss on your hands to clean them off. What's funnier than this seemingly ridiculous comment is that it is true. :cool:
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#6
Also nothing better if you get stung by a stingray, so I've heard
There's no crying in baseball
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#7
I always like hanging around the beach offering to pee on women if they get stung by stingrays.

So far no takers.
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#8
3daddict Wrote:Piss is sterile. Your hands will be cleaner if you pissed on them, actually. There is ecoli on your junk, so you should actually piss on your hands to clean them off. What's funnier than this seemingly ridiculous comment is that it is true. :cool:

I was thinking this when the thread first popped up. The best thing for you personally would be to piss on your hands to form a protective barrier and then open the door.
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#9
Why not just soak down the door infront of everyone in the mens room.
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#10
I get really grossed out when I go to use the soap dispener and it's empty. The first thing I think of is, who else has tried to use it and found it empty, and what was on their hands when they touched it before I did? :eek::eek:

From now on I'm going to piss on my hands when this happens.
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