1. My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
- Emo Philips
2. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Jim Carrey
3.You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres.
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- Emo Philips
2. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Jim Carrey
3.You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres.
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