The Spam Thread

[Hooch]

I don't always get spam emails, but when I do, I prefer these...

Hey!
This town is so boring sometimes!
Looking for somebody to turn me on, and I just can't get enough of it.
You'd better have some stamina!
There's never enough time in the day for all the sucking and fucking I want to engage in.
Must have some money and a decent dick... ;)

Hey baby, I do have the cash to show you a good time. The other qualification? Eh.