Hot Bitches

[Dr. Vegetable]

Post 'em if you got 'em. Here's mine:

[Securb]

One day I called my dad and he asked me what I was doing. I replied "cruising in the Lexus with my bitch". Keep in mind my Dad loved my wife. My father dressed me down for 3 minutes "you need to respect your wife", "I raised you better than that" the guy went off on me. After 3 minutes of my Dad losing his shit I said "why are you freaking out I am just taking Ginger to the vet". He called me an asshole and hung up. Dad loved to screw with people, this time he knew I had him.

So of course I instantly dialed my mother and did the same thing. "I'm cruising in the Lexus with this blonde bitch". My wife is a brunette. "Why are you cheating on your wife...blah, blah, blah.....

Both of my parents called me an asshole within 5 minutes of each other.

[Speng]

That's hilarious.