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This might put what ever you are bitching about into perspective.
Quote:A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis.
The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend's house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks." The spent round fell onto the floor.
The man's friend drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital and he was then transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.
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So he shot himself, but not only shot himself, he shot himself through the penis and the bullet left this body through his "buttocks" and his immediate response was to drive to his friend's house?
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(06-19-2014, 11:41 AM)Hooch Wrote: So he shot himself, but not only shot himself, he shot himself through the penis and the bullet left this body through his "buttocks" and his immediate response was to drive to his friend's house?
Where did you drive to first when you shot yourself in the penis?
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I've never shot myself in the penis, but I've shot my penis into moms the world over.
(05-06-2015, 11:27 AM)youngthrasher9 Wrote: If it came down to it, I might suck dick for my family.
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(06-19-2014, 12:46 PM)Securb Wrote: Where did you drive to first when you shot yourself in the penis?
The liquor store.
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06-19-2014, 01:38 PM
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(06-19-2014, 12:46 PM)Securb Wrote: Where did you drive to first when you shot yourself in the penis?
Driving with a bullet hole through your penis is worse than driving under the influence.
I think I saw that on a bumper sticker once.
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(06-19-2014, 12:54 PM)Agileguy Wrote: I've never shot myself in the penis, but I've shot my penis into moms the world over.
I believe Bruce was referring to real events, and not fetish fantasy.
Because I said so.
